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Matt/CrankyCyborg🤖😒😅♿️
@crankycyborg.bsky.social
Photographer & digital artist
when illness allows

Disabled & cranky about it
Pics & snark/humor 2 deal w/it
#LongCovid #MECFS
💙🚫maga

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#DisabledPhotographer
https://matt-pritchett.pixels.com
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That's amazing
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Oh, great. More masked goon squads.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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This is a beefy thread 🧵
Our USDA Secretary who doesn't even know what the cattle cycle is

What a time to be alive
Brooke Rollins on spiking beef prices in November 2025: "There's a lot of reasons for that. The Biden-Harris administration had a war on cattle because they talked about climate change and cattle, um -- it was crazy."
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
😳🤬
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app how is it that anyone can save our posts but when you click on it to see who saved them, nothing happens?

I don’t care for that one bit.

We should be able to see who’s saving our posts &/or have the choice to turn that off or limit it like we can for replies.
#FixIt
Mmhmm without Muskrat & his band of teen & twenty something hackers…allegedly…
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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😂😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Oh my God, the combination of his faux-populist accent with his patrician food opinions. “I went to the French Laundry for years and y’all know what—never once did I see turkey on the menu!”
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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"Americans deserve public health guidance grounded in science – not opinions. The West Coast Health Alliance will continue following the science, not chasing conspiracies and outdated thinking.” — @governor.ca.gov Gavin Newsom
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Trump’s GOP: pro-toddler death
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, except the turkey who incited the storming of the dinner table.
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Tom Hanks branded fertility clinic called Tom’s Blanks
Tom Hanks branded restaurant reviews called Tom Ranks
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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THE NERD REICH

omfg
Cover Reveal!

“The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and the War on Democracy" arrives on August 4, 2026.

How extremist tech billionaires are dismantling democracy to crown themselves as kings—and what we can do about it.

Please pre-order! ➡️ www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is a beefy thread 🧵
Our USDA Secretary who doesn't even know what the cattle cycle is

What a time to be alive
Brooke Rollins on spiking beef prices in November 2025: "There's a lot of reasons for that. The Biden-Harris administration had a war on cattle because they talked about climate change and cattle, um -- it was crazy."
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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This path leads to chaos.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Skandalakis - couldn't have had a more appropriate name
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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"Skandalakis moves to drop the case against Griftopoulos, Judge Korruptides agrees"
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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The New York Yankees have been eliminated from postseason contention

#MinnesotaTwins #TwinsBaseball #MLB
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Can we get him a better nickname for his birthday?
Happy 29th birthday to Cal Raleigh! 🥳

Relive some of the monumental home runs from his historic 2025 season 🔱
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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The majority of MLB executives polled by ESPN believe the Giants will land Tatsuya Imai this offseason 🤩
MLB executives predict Giants will sign Japanese star pitcher Tatsuya Imai in MLB free agency
MLB executives favor the San Francisco Giants in this offseason's Tatsuya Imai sweepstakes.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Tom Hanks branded restaurant reviews called Tom Ranks
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
Tom Hanks branded hair extensions called Tom’s Hanks o’ Hair
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Alright it is time to mass block this troll into oblivion. I thought he was asking about AI in good faith but he’s just rage baiting to post replies on Twitter for clout.

Fire him into the sun. 💅💅
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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“The comments are vulgar.”

Let me go into your house and steal your most prized possessions and then clutch my pearls when you get upset, Armin.

Guessing you’re never had the guts to create any art in your life.
He absolutely was trying that, but his tweet there (with screenshots in the comments) hasn't attracted any of the attention he hoped it would.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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This is insane, fellas. Do what makes you happy! If it’s not hurting anyone else who cares.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Couldn’t sleep much, so where did I end up? 🤦🏻‍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM