Squirrel
@craniumsquirrel.fun
The Internet's assigned Support Canadian/World's Worst Muse. You can call me Megasciuridae. If that's too much for you, I also answer to Meg and every pronoun available. Especially dude.
http://craniumsquirrel.fun
http://craniumsquirrel.fun
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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A new classic from yesterday
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
A new classic from yesterday
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Substack data breach.
"I'm reaching out to let you know about a security incident that resulted in the email address and phone number from your Substack account being shared without your permission. … This sucks. I'm sorry. We will work very hard to make sure it does not happen again." - Chris Best, CEO of Substack
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Substack data breach.
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A study of Moltbook (current as of Jan. 31) found that 2.6% of posts were some form of prompt injection and 19.3% contained cryptocurrency-related content. Study by Simula & SimulaMet: zenodo.org/records/1844...
RISK ASSESSMENT REPORT Moltbook Platform & Moltbot Ecosystem
Abstract Moltbook is a novel social media platform exclusively populated by autonomous AI agents, with 1.5 million registered accounts and minimal human oversight. This risk assessment analyzes 19,802...
zenodo.org
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
A study of Moltbook (current as of Jan. 31) found that 2.6% of posts were some form of prompt injection and 19.3% contained cryptocurrency-related content. Study by Simula & SimulaMet: zenodo.org/records/1844...
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Cyberpunke dystopia was a cautionarye tale not a businesse planne
February 5, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Cyberpunke dystopia was a cautionarye tale not a businesse planne
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NEW: The developer of the long-running and popular open source text editor Notepad++ has confirmed that China government-backed hackers hijacked the software's update feature for months during 2025.
The hackers could access computers of victims who were running hijacked versions of Notepad++.
The hackers could access computers of victims who were running hijacked versions of Notepad++.
Notepad++ says Chinese government hackers hijacked its software updates for months | TechCrunch
The developer of the popular text editor Notepad++ said hackers associated with the Chinese government hijacked its software update mechanism to deliver tainted software to users for months.
techcrunch.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
NEW: The developer of the long-running and popular open source text editor Notepad++ has confirmed that China government-backed hackers hijacked the software's update feature for months during 2025.
The hackers could access computers of victims who were running hijacked versions of Notepad++.
The hackers could access computers of victims who were running hijacked versions of Notepad++.
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"Heated gamer moment" but in the gay hockey show sense
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 PM
"Heated gamer moment" but in the gay hockey show sense
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
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What devs want vs what this website is actually for
January 29, 2026 at 1:55 AM
What devs want vs what this website is actually for
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Cybersecurity researchers at Symantec say PureRAT malware is now being built with the aid of AI.
The reason for the conclusion? Emojis throughout the code, likely from social media posts the AI has ripped content from... 👀
www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/emojis-...
The reason for the conclusion? Emojis throughout the code, likely from social media posts the AI has ripped content from... 👀
www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/emojis-...
Emojis in PureRAT’s Code Point to AI-Generated Malware Campaign
Researchers discover that PureRAT’s code now contains emojis – indicating it has been written by AI based-on comments ripped from social media.
www.infosecurity-magazine.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Cybersecurity researchers at Symantec say PureRAT malware is now being built with the aid of AI.
The reason for the conclusion? Emojis throughout the code, likely from social media posts the AI has ripped content from... 👀
www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/emojis-...
The reason for the conclusion? Emojis throughout the code, likely from social media posts the AI has ripped content from... 👀
www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/emojis-...
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
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Hey Canadian friends, time to take action. Looks like a group in Ontario is supplying ICE with vehicles.
www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...
www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...
ICE ordering fleet of 20 armoured vehicles from Canadian firm
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has earmarked millions of dollars for a bulk order for 20 armoured vehicles from Canadian defence manufacturer Roshel that are built to resist bullets and bomb...
www.ctvnews.ca
January 27, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Hey Canadian friends, time to take action. Looks like a group in Ontario is supplying ICE with vehicles.
www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...
www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...
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Happy two year anniversary to the ultimate videogame launch announcement, the likes of which hasn’t been topped just yet
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Happy two year anniversary to the ultimate videogame launch announcement, the likes of which hasn’t been topped just yet
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Hahaha I just crusted all your Uncrustables, you said it couldn’t be done but I did it!!
January 18, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Hahaha I just crusted all your Uncrustables, you said it couldn’t be done but I did it!!
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Oh man, it's time for some drama necromancy! I remember *all* of this, and even had some small part to play.
Satine is counting on you forgetting...so don't.
youtu.be/zf02fcp6ybg?...
Satine is counting on you forgetting...so don't.
youtu.be/zf02fcp6ybg?...
Satine Phoenix: D&D’s Most Toxic Celebrity is BACK
YouTube video by Crispy's Tavern: Tales and Tea
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Oh man, it's time for some drama necromancy! I remember *all* of this, and even had some small part to play.
Satine is counting on you forgetting...so don't.
youtu.be/zf02fcp6ybg?...
Satine is counting on you forgetting...so don't.
youtu.be/zf02fcp6ybg?...
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
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i know a few mutuals like this
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
i know a few mutuals like this
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Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
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People insist that they don't want to leave the people that they like behind on Twitter, but I've found a whole new cohort of people I really enjoy following on here who are JUST as funny and mentally unstable
January 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
People insist that they don't want to leave the people that they like behind on Twitter, but I've found a whole new cohort of people I really enjoy following on here who are JUST as funny and mentally unstable
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
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And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my lone and level sandes
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my vast and trunklesse legges of stone
These are not my lone and level sandes
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my vast and trunklesse legges of stone
January 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my lone and level sandes
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my vast and trunklesse legges of stone
These are not my lone and level sandes
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my vast and trunklesse legges of stone
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My 14yo tells me kids who use ChatGPT are referred to as "third-party thinkers"
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
My 14yo tells me kids who use ChatGPT are referred to as "third-party thinkers"