Cramer K.
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Cramer K.
@cramerica.bsky.social
Movies and soccer, mostly
Hell yes team (C|K)or(e)y
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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I get this, but here's where I'm at:

Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
I really really want these athletes to have a great experience, be competitive and perhaps win a gold medal, but, honestly, the thought of hearing "USA!USA!USA!" during their games kinda makes me cringe. If we were any other country the IOC would ask us to march under the olympic flag.
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Well this sucks.
January 6, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Just a few days until the new year begins and movie releases suddenly collapse into the official two genres of January: “Horror” and “Whoops”.
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Seeing EYES WIDE SHUT on opening night.

With my mom.

When I was 17.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
On Monday I realized that The Fall released 31 studio albums so I am endeavoring to listen to one per day in chronological order in the month of December. Behold: the 31 Days of Mark E. Smith-mas.
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Real thugs cry when they see the United Artists logo
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I
I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
And they could never tear us apart
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Fantastic fucking night to be a neutral baseball fan.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...
October 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Guys I remember picking up on waivers in fantasy baseball for some reason.
September 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Harborcoat
Without saying Losing My Religion, fav R.E.M. Song?
September 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fell down a Godspell rabbit hole after watching the 1973 movie. Learned that the cast in the 1972 Toronto production featured Gilda Radner, Eugene Levy, and Martin Short. Holy crap.
August 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Franco Zeffirelli’s Romeo and Juliet
Name something you remember watching in this!
July 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Pretty telling that I don’t have anything from the past 12 years on my list, but I’ll say that Tár and OJ: Made in America were ranked 11 and 12.
June 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Abolish ICE!
June 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I had a dream last night about a new TV show, a workplace dramedy centered around the “will they, won’t they” dynamic of two lesbians working on the Death Star prior to the Battle of Yavin. In other news, I think my Easter candy was laced.
April 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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"keep calm and carry on" was always gonna be a hard sell in america, but i don't think anybody's gonna take stiff upper lip "don't think of it as meat rationing, think of it as a potato feast" bullshit from president golden toilet
April 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM