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I miss when it was socially acceptable to grab a vending machine at the top corners and rock it until you got your legal tender worth.
Doesn't work? Give it a WHACK and that'll do it.
March 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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fun fact: canonically, they had vending machines on Dune.

“They moved into an alcove beside a coin-slot water machine while the men stirred restlessly in the big room.”
- Gurney Halleck arriving with Atreides soldiers
a man in a suit and tie is taking something out of a vending machine which says imgplay at the bottom
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is taking something out of a vending machine which says imgplay at the bottom
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March 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I need someone to end me, cuz I don’t wanna go through end of times whilst not having any rights whatsoever
March 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Happy Twin Peaks Day, my friends ☕️
February 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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right now is probably the perfect time for foreign intelligence agencies to get a ton of valuable information about our federal government just by sending an email asking for it
February 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Based
February 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted.

They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.
February 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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gm fellow Klein blue appreciators

youtu.be/0cuZ8g8Sw7g?...
Why the World's Rarest Blue Took 10 Years to Recreate | WSJ Coveted
YouTube video by WSJ. Style
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February 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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It’s good to make TikToks about the FTC because it reminds you that a whole lot of people have no idea how the fuck anything works.
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I’m not a massive fan of liars in general, but I have to admit a grudging fascination when you encounter one in the real world who does so habitually, pointlessly and clumsily enough to punch themselves in the face constantly.

The kind of character you couldn’t get away with in fiction.
January 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame

Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I'm gonna just keep posting old art instead of making anything new
December 21, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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📢BREAKING NEWS📢 : Aliens, spirits, and....stolen balls⁉️😱

#dandadan
December 20, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Two different games called Outer Worlds and Outer Wilds released in the same year messed me up so much and I still have not recovered.
December 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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The best thing about the new Superman trailer is how much Lois and Supes make out
December 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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POV: pair programming with a senior SWE
December 18, 2024 at 2:57 PM
It’s gonna be so goood
… and the countdown begins. The #Superman teaser trailer launches TOMORROW!

youtu.be/uhUht6vAsMY
December 18, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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… and the countdown begins. The #Superman teaser trailer launches TOMORROW!

youtu.be/uhUht6vAsMY
December 18, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Consider it is all I'm saying
December 18, 2024 at 4:23 AM