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C.H.O.A.M. Director
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Folding 100% original Dune hot takes on Fremenomics untouched by thinking machines and delivered 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘶 with a school of logistical fish

Writing a book “The Economics of Dune” soon to be published by Adobe Acrobat PDF Publishers
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · Apr 19
AI is the mind killer
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Many have been saying!
C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirec... • 8mo Are you looking for movies about dictatorships and the triumph of democracy over authoritarianism? Then watch "NO" , a phenomenal movie about the Chilean referendum that toppled Pinochet. I can't recommend it enough.
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Uh oh here comes ANTIFA
Dune. Worm eat Sardaukar
October 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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No Kings Arrakis
People with anti Muad’Dib signs People with anti Muad’Dib signs People with anti Muad’Dib signs
October 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Bless the frog and his water
October 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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See you at the No God Emperors protest today
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Kull wahad!
Original tweet about RFK Jr: “Dr Oz: "Turns out that about 1/3 families don't have the number of babies they desire. They're under-babied. So this president committed to address that during the campaign and he's delivering on that today." Modified tweet: “Dr Oz: "Turns out that about 1/3 of Muad'Dib's wives don't have the number of babies they desire. They're under-babied. So this god-emperor committed to address that during the holy war and he's delivering on that today."
October 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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POLITICO EXCLUSIVE 'I love Muad'Dib': Leaked messages expose Young Fedaykins' racist chat Thousands of private messages reveal young sietch leaders joking about no-chambers, maulas and imprinting. Anyone that votes for Stilgar will have their water returned to the well Great. I love Muad'Dib Also ... we are officially under consideration for a Reverend Mother endorsement When do we bring that lasgun out? You're giving Qizarate to much credit and expecting the mentat-ghola to be honest Are you going to do the Gom Jabbar? I'm ready to watch people get dehydrated now I'd go to the graben villages if I wanted to watch museum Fremen play tarot If we ever had a leak of this distrans we'd be cooked fr fr When do we start Amtal dude? Kick the b---g-----t And everyone that endorsed but then votes for us is going to the deathstills Boom - they're ghafla They love the thinking machines It was imperial conditioning Ya yaaaaym
October 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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A reference to the texts between Elizabeth Holmes (from Theranos) and Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani: TEXTS BETWEEN MUAD'DIB AND IRULAN What this reveals about their relationship Princess Irulan: "You are breeze in desert for me. My water. And ocean. Meant only to be together tiger” Paul "Muad' Dib" Atreides: “Ok”
September 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Irulan confirms that monthly dead body counts from Muad'Dib's Jihad may be suspended "until they can get the data and methodology together" Satire of Trump wanting to conceal bad jobs data and stop issuing monthly BLS jobs reports
August 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Arrakeen will be LIBERATED today! Fremen will DISAPPEAR. I will, MAKE ARRAKIS GREAT AGAIN! The days of ruthlessly killing, or hurting, innocent Harkonnens, are OVER! I quickly fixed the B.G. (ZERO KWISATZ HADERACHS in 3 months!), Arrakis is next!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. -BVH
August 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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“Here's 5 Tik-Tok dances you can do to help Paul Atreides become the Lisan al Gaib” with Stilgar in various humorous poses. A reference to “Here's 5 Tik-Tok dances you can do to help Ukraine fight Russia”
August 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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SPOILER ALERT: LEAKED PHOTOS of Duncan Idaho and Alia Atreides in DUNE MESSIAH
Jason Momoa and Daenerys in Game of Thrones :( ‘‘tis a joke unfortunately
July 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Life hack: if you need to circumvent the artificially intelligent customer service robots and get to a real person, just start saying “more options” and eventually you’ll browbeat them into transferring you to an operator
July 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Had a blast talking Dune with the guys at @duneminute.com for this week's episodes. Pining for some quality edutainment? Look no further.

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Dune: Part Two - Episode 71
Podcast Episode · The Dune Minute Podcast · 07/07/2025 · 44m
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July 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Hello and welcome to a new week of The Dune Minute podcast! We’re excited to introduce a new guest to the show @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social as we start this week off talking about plans within plans! #dune #duneminute
July 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Gurney Halleck and Duncan Idaho’s raid on the Harkonnen spice reserves on Giedi Prime
Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42
June 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Sounds like a job for … Lina Kynes
Lina Khan as a Fremen from dune with eyes of ibad and stillsuit tube
June 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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CHOAM, KEEP SPICE PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF HOUSE ATREIDES. DON’T DO IT!
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Jun 23
“I’M WATCHING!”
Trump: EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I'M WATCHING! YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON'T DO IT! 825 ReTruths 3.64k Likes 6/23/25, 6:35 AM
June 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I don't have a King. But I do have a Sole Concubine.
Rebecca Ferguson Lady Jessica on Arrakis in Dune part 1
June 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Lady Jessica after she drinks the water of life
White guy tattooed with “NO RAGRETS” on his chest, a reference to lady Jessica’s Fremen tattoos in Dune 2
May 31, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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“We’re going to be in the sand”
Nathan Fielder portraying Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger III (pilot of the “Miracle on the Hudson”) in The Rehearsal S2E3, with Duke Leto Atreides from Dune as his co-pilot. Leto always wanted to be a pilot
May 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Alia every morning at prayer service
Marky mark saying “let’s do the rosary together and stay prayed up”
May 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
Glossu Beats Rabban puts on his best thizz face
May 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM