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Bene Jesserit
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Aspiring space witch. My favorite things are cats, science fiction, horror and baked goods. I own too many books. She/her.
I bring you looooove
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The thing about The Chair Company finale is that Lou Diamond Philips CAN sing. I saw him play the King in The King and I on Broadway when I was a tween.
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Between the Bon Appetite holiday cookies and the NYT Cooking holiday cookies, I am so fucking pumped to make some new cookies. It’s my ~time to shine~
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“Strong floor, no ceiling” is just “the ceiling is the roof” for nerds.
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Mars Attacks! (Dir. Tim Burton, 1996)
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
He said Butlerian Jihad. It's go time.
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Literally looks like one of the creepy old people lurking around in Hereditary, except he’s thankfully clothed.
I often wonder if Trump ever sees the photos from the official White House photographer before they go out because they frequently make him look like a lunatic
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Wild to have Lil Jon performing “Turn Down for What” and not include the cop from the music video getting his face melted off by sheer horniness.
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Nice.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The Chair Company episode 7.
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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sorry sorry i'm trying to remove it
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
🎵 IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SWEATER
HOLD THIS THREAD AS I WALK AWAAAY
WATCH ME UNRAVEL
I’LL SOON BE NAKED
LYING ON THE FLOOR
LYING ON THE FLOOOOR
I’VE COME UNDOOOONE
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Mamdani is to Trump as Ryan the temp is to Michael Scott.
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Been watching The Creep Tapes
and, boy, this guy sure is a creep.
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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#3160 What life is like if you own a cat.
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Anybody else read it in his voice?
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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The last few months of Trump's presidency have been like that episode of Futurama where Bender becomes human and dies, but nobody realizes it because his corpse keeps letting off spurts of gas that make it seem like he's talking
Trump: We’re going to make the American Dream a word that—two words that you didn’t have. Remember when Biden said it’s all about three words: The American Dream. You don’t ever want to get in that situation.
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is so Leto II and Hwi Noree coded.
bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
OMFG Y’ALL LOOK AT OY
Akihiro Yamada, cover art for The Dark Tower series, 2017
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It rules that the new Florence + the Machine album is full of witchy shit and chamber music. Florence Welch is back on her bullshit and I can’t get enough of it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Finally got around to watching Predator: Killer of Killers, and she is literally mother.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM