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Atreideez nuts

@muaddibatreideez.bsky.social

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Peace-bringing visionary. Father of Leto II, Ghanima and Leto II (the second). My replies are my own but my memes belong to the tribe. He/They, EN/FR/ES/DE (in order of competency)

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · Jan 29

Bless the skeeter and his water. Bless the reskeets and quoting of him. May his replies cleanse the world.

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 15h

a picture of a spider with the words get bile titan 'd lol

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 20h

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John Wick angrily loading a pistol. The text reads "Guess it's time for THE BUTLERIAN JIHAD."

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 20h

Hal yawm! #dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday

A dune meme with a giant sandworm towering over 2 Fremen in the desert. A cool Muad'Dib mouse is overlooking the scene from a cliff, wearing deal-with-it sunglasses and smoking a joint. The text reads “it is wormsday muad'dudes."

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 1d

Baron: Hey Wellington, want to hear a joke?

Yueh: Uh, okay.

Baron: Seeyourwanna

Yueh: I don't get it.

Baron: Damn right you don't.

Yueh: [Dies]

Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor.bsky.social · 1d

when bro tells a Dune related joke

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Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor.bsky.social · 1d

when bro tells a Dune related joke

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 1d

Literally me rn (emotionally; I look nothing like Brendan Fraser at peak GotJ form)

a man with long hair is smiling and wearing a white shirt with the words java java java java java java java java written on it .

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 1d

Finding out a couple people in the class above me had died in Iraq at an assembly in my HS gym was what put me over on war. Like why the fuck were they there in the first place? Entering the job market around '08 and looking around did the rest once I was able to get out from behind the curtain.

Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 1d

As a kid from the reddest heart of Orange County I feel so seen in this thread haha

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 1d

Moneo attempts to discern the will of the Worm Who is God during a quiet moment in the crypt (ca. 13,700 A.G.)

Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 1d

Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 1d

I knew you ate the last slice smdh

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 2d

You fuck with @dieworkwear.bsky.social at your own peril but you better believe he does not fucking miss.

Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 2d

Weird way of saying Dante Alighieri tbh

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 2d

Frank Herbert (his books have been translated into Italian)

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 2d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 3d

That and the BigBadVladdyDaddy handle I made for the Baron are a couple of my personal favorites too haha

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 3d

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@RadShadFour tweets:
THE ATREIDES B.G. PLACED 274
SPIES INTO MY ENTOURAGE IN
10,193. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good people will be ewed big apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!! Emperor S4

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry, one small edit.

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 6d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 4d

Bro Hymn Tribute didn't want any of that ?

Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 4d

@sickoscommittee.org can I get a confirmation that this is the first time in history USC has swept both Michigan's B1G schools in the same year?

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 4d

Time for a soak!

a black and white photo of a bald man swimming in a pool .

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 4d

Chapeau à tous !

Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 5d

And even cones of silence *within* rooms!

Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 6d

Nayla rushes down to the Idaho River in the hopes of finding God Emperor Leto II alive after the assassination attempt on his royal procession (13,728 A.G.)

Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 6d

Toad hurried to the river. “Frog,” he shouted, “it’s me. It’s your best friend, Toad!”

Frog was too far away to hear.

Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 6d

Bad news, lady...

#dune #memes #sietchposting #dunesky

Notorious GHM but in office space and saying "If you would bear only daughters to the Atreides, that'd be great" in a spoof on Bill Lundberg

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 7d

The chances of Oski strangling you in your sleep are low but never zero.

a woman in a yellow jacket is dancing in front of a crowd of people

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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · 7d

La Jolla