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Atreideez nuts
@muaddibatreideez.bsky.social
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Peace-bringing visionary. Father of Leto II, Ghanima and Leto II (the second).

My replies are my own but my memes belong to the tribe.

He/They, EN/FR/ES/DE (in order of competency)
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Atreideez nuts @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social · Jan 29
Bless the skeeter and his water. Bless the reskeets and quoting of him. May his replies cleanse the world.
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Today we mark the anniversary of the death of a real Fedaykin who was murdered by an unjust state for the cause of abolition.

"I am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood." - John Brown, December 2, 1859

#HallelujahJohnBrownLives
The famous painting of freedom fighter and abolitionist leader, John Brown. He has a stillsuit canula and the Eyes of Ibad because I'm a fucking Dune meme account. The painting is part of a mural by John Steuart Curry, titled "Tragic Prelude."
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Okay, we can all go to brunch now. The Lane Kiffin thing is settled.
A fake tweet from Emperor Shaddam IV that says "@RadShadFour: I hereby decree that Lane Kiffin of Oxford shall receive Arrakis as his fief to rule over in addition to his coaching duties at LSU."
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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MRW
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Let's get this spice, friendaykin! #dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday
A dune meme with a giant sandworm towering over 2 Fremen in the desert. A cool Muad'Dib mouse is overlooking the scene from a cliff, wearing deal-with-it sunglasses and smoking a joint. The text reads “it is wormsday muad'dudes."
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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My Star Wars ranking (someone blocked me for QTing w/ this once🫠)

1 Dune (1984)
2 Dune (2021)
3 Dune Part 2 (2024)
4 Dune (2000)
5 Children of Dune (2003)
6 Dune Part 3 (2026)
7 God Emperor of Dune (TBD)
8 Dune: Prophecy (2024)
9 Dune: Prophecy Season 2 (2026)
10 Jodorowsky's Dune
11 Jar Jar Binks
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Me as a Bluesky therapist.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A fake tweet from Ed O'Keefe that reads "Per @CHOAM: SHADDAM DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF LANDSRAAD, LION THRONE SAYS"
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Why isn't there an International Worm-God Despot Day though, I wonder...

#dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday #InternationalMensDay
A dune meme with a giant sandworm towering over 2 Fremen in the desert. A cool Muad'Dib mouse is overlooking the scene from a cliff, wearing deal-with-it sunglasses and smoking a joint. The text reads “it is wormsday muad'dudes."
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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MONEO! BRING ME ANOTHER DUNCAN!
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Gurney Halleck realizes for the first time that not only is Paul Atreides alive and standing before him but that he is the Fremen prophet "Muad'Dib" who has been terrorizing Harkonnen forces in the deserts of Arrakis (ca. 10,195 A.G., colourized)
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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What's a movie you never tire of?
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Nick Saban talks about key locations in the northern polar regions of Arrakis during the time of Muad'Dib.

(@sickoscommittee.org thx for the template bb 😘)
Nick Saban talks about key locations in the northern polar regions of Arrakis during the time of Muad'Dib
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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If you see this, post a bard
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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It's always a good Wormsday when you slept well Wormsday Eve knowing you're not in the Epstein files because you're not a psychopath. #dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Ugh.
A fake tweet from @NotoriousGHM that reads "The B.G. have been fighting for centuries to address the Kwisatz Haderach crisis. For the billions who will die in Muad'Dib's Jihad. For Guild Navigators who won't get the spice they need. For ousted Emperors who can't reclaim their thrones. We will keep fighting." It's making fun of Schumer's tweet after he rolled over on health care in another classic rug-pull in Congress because he's a feckless coward who doesn't have the courage to lead anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Spotted in the deep desert #dune #memes #sietchposting #dunesky
The headline reads "*gets murdered by a child." The image is of a mafioso (Shaddam IV) in a meeting saying ""my estimation of Vladimir Harkonnen, as a man, just fuckin' plummeted."
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Ugh, FIIIIIINE
A Zohran Mamdani campaign poster that reads "LETO II ATREIDES FOR GOD EMPEROR OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE"
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Fucking dork
A dune meme making fun of stupid AI girlfriends. Musk tweets "Grok Imagine prompt: She smiles and says "put your hand in the box." The image of Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam from Dune 1984 bearing silver teeth in a grimace.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Completely unhinged AND I AM LIVING FOR IT.
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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There is so much more to the Atreides than just a genetic predisposition to prescience and jihad.
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A fake social post from @BigBadVladdyDaddy that reads "BARON WASN'T ON THE BALLOT, AND FREMEN JIHAD, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT HOUSE CORRINO LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT," according to Mentats. It's a funny joke about election stuff.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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A wonderful Wormsday inmuad'deed!

#dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday
A dune meme with a giant sandworm towering over 2 Fremen in the desert. A cool Muad'Dib mouse is overlooking the scene from a cliff, wearing deal-with-it sunglasses and smoking a joint. The text reads “it is wormsday muad'dudes."
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM