Some turkey, hollering MIZ
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Recovering sportswriter and remarkably average wordsmith. Union man. Cubs/Bulls/Blackhawks/49ers/Mizzou/Sky/PGA/wrasslin’. Gonna be a brand-name day once the rain is finished. He/him.
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Apologies in advance, but if you click the button to follow me and you haven't posted anything yet, it's an instablock. In the online snitch era, I'm simply not risking it.
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I cannot overemphasize that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Carlson, and Fuentes see a 2028 path to victory that involves building an isolationist populist coalition that traffics heavily in antisemitism and exploits existing negative sentiment against Israel.
We have to be SHARP on the left right now.
We have to be SHARP on the left right now.
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I cannot overemphasize that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Carlson, and Fuentes see a 2028 path to victory that involves building an isolationist populist coalition that traffics heavily in antisemitism and exploits existing negative sentiment against Israel.
We have to be SHARP on the left right now.
We have to be SHARP on the left right now.
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The conversations these two could have about drugs would probably be life-altering
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The conversations these two could have about drugs would probably be life-altering
📢📢📢📢📢I AM ONCE AGAIN HOLLERING ABOUT CENTRAL ILLINOIS' GREATEST RESOURCE📢📢📢📢📢
visitspringfieldillinois.com/Landing/sign...
visitspringfieldillinois.com/Landing/sign...
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
📢📢📢📢📢I AM ONCE AGAIN HOLLERING ABOUT CENTRAL ILLINOIS' GREATEST RESOURCE📢📢📢📢📢
visitspringfieldillinois.com/Landing/sign...
visitspringfieldillinois.com/Landing/sign...
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Bank robbery advocates have warned they if every bank refused to let people rob banks it would “financially ruin” the entire industry
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Bank robbery advocates have warned they if every bank refused to let people rob banks it would “financially ruin” the entire industry
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They was sending you out to people who were polling at 2%
and you was still sauntering into DM's
and you was still sauntering into DM's
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
They was sending you out to people who were polling at 2%
and you was still sauntering into DM's
and you was still sauntering into DM's
The 1999-00 Chicago Bulls
This is the worst roster I’ve ever seen
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The 1999-00 Chicago Bulls
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Oh hey, I found the war on christmas
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Oh hey, I found the war on christmas
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Calling childcare "goodies," like it's a decadent dessert -- Oh I couldn't possibly! ... Or could I? -- is straight up evil shit and if you think like this you got a fucking hole in your soul. Same with the "ice cream and ponies" shit they all pulled about M4A.
You guys realize that taxing people to pay for services isn't socialism, right? This is just how governments work.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Calling childcare "goodies," like it's a decadent dessert -- Oh I couldn't possibly! ... Or could I? -- is straight up evil shit and if you think like this you got a fucking hole in your soul. Same with the "ice cream and ponies" shit they all pulled about M4A.
Phillips-Mitchell-Porter on the floor at the same time just doesn’t work. You gotta rotate em.
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Phillips-Mitchell-Porter on the floor at the same time just doesn’t work. You gotta rotate em.
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Just trying to feel something again
May 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just trying to feel something again
You better watch who you talkin' 'bout runnin' your mouth, like you know me
You gon' fuck around and show why the "show me" get called the "show me"
youtu.be/16BQ0s-rSKE?...
You gon' fuck around and show why the "show me" get called the "show me"
youtu.be/16BQ0s-rSKE?...
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You better watch who you talkin' 'bout runnin' your mouth, like you know me
You gon' fuck around and show why the "show me" get called the "show me"
youtu.be/16BQ0s-rSKE?...
You gon' fuck around and show why the "show me" get called the "show me"
youtu.be/16BQ0s-rSKE?...
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Sudden hailstorm in Missouri in mid-November surely portends good things for the climate.
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sudden hailstorm in Missouri in mid-November surely portends good things for the climate.
Say you have a cold in the beginning of peak cold/flu season or concoct a story that invites a series of follow-ups and opens the door to continued scrutiny of your dogshit trade policies? Masterful gambit, things of that nature.
Q: Your voice sounds rough. Are you feeling okay?
T: I was shouting at people bc they were stupid about something having to do with trade. I blew my stack at these people
Q: Well it sounds like there's a follow up there-
T: What? I thought you said there was a polyp. I don't want to hear that!
T: I was shouting at people bc they were stupid about something having to do with trade. I blew my stack at these people
Q: Well it sounds like there's a follow up there-
T: What? I thought you said there was a polyp. I don't want to hear that!
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Say you have a cold in the beginning of peak cold/flu season or concoct a story that invites a series of follow-ups and opens the door to continued scrutiny of your dogshit trade policies? Masterful gambit, things of that nature.
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I refuse to believe politicians are forgetting how rancid MTG is. Sure we can have a big tent but we do not need to welcome someone like her. Please everyone get a fucking hold of yourselves.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I refuse to believe politicians are forgetting how rancid MTG is. Sure we can have a big tent but we do not need to welcome someone like her. Please everyone get a fucking hold of yourselves.
Expedition 33 is gonna clean up come awards time and it should
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Expedition 33 is gonna clean up come awards time and it should
And I thought *my* writing was painful and needlessly convoluted.
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
And I thought *my* writing was painful and needlessly convoluted.
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Shut up and pay me, broke boy
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Shut up and pay me, broke boy
Eddy, come on
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Eddy, come on
Offense is mostly healthy now. They’re just gonna have to carry the mail the rest of the way. The defense is doing what it can with smoke and mirrors but they’re undermanned.
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Offense is mostly healthy now. They’re just gonna have to carry the mail the rest of the way. The defense is doing what it can with smoke and mirrors but they’re undermanned.
These Rams unis are CHEEKS
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
These Rams unis are CHEEKS