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Some turkey, hollering MIZ
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Recovering sportswriter and remarkably average wordsmith. Union man. Cubs/Bulls/Blackhawks/49ers/Mizzou/Sky/PGA/wrasslin’. Gonna be a brand-name day once the rain is finished. He/him.
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📢📢📢📢📢I AM ONCE AGAIN HOLLERING ABOUT CENTRAL ILLINOIS' GREATEST RESOURCE📢📢📢📢📢
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A beer and a fork/napkin combo sit astride a beautiful mountain of Texas toast beneath a hamburger beneath a pile of fries beneath cheese sauce. Gaze upon the wonder of the Horseshoe.
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Death Cab for Cutie - Transatlanticism
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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YOU JUST LOST TO BIG COCK BROCK laser eyes
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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RETVRN
Smiling Brock Purdy
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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One last tailgate Saturday and it’s hoodie and shorts weather? Cheers, and as always, friends - MIZ
A bearded man in a cap, sunglasses and a gold Missouri hoodie sips a Natty
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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lol Michael Bamberger coming in hot
(Kai) Trump goes to the Benjamin School in South Florida. Sam Woods, eldest child of Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods, is in her class. Charlie Woods is on the boys’ team there. Kai Trump got pep-talk advice from her grandfather, from Tiger Woods (her mother’s boyfriend), from Annika Sorenstam. She has access to the best golf instructors, fitness experts, equipment fitters, manufacturers, courses, practice facilities and the rest. If Trump wants to make it in professional golf, she’s going to have to rise above all that. It won’t be easy.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Just checking in on this and...
Kai Trump: DFL, +16 overall, +3 through 8 holes this morning
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Mizzou hoops back? Signs point to yes.
STONKS meme, but with Dennis Gates
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Not much of a looker but it’ll do just fine.
A net with balls laying in it and a green mat. Random garage things sit to the side.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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A man in a green tunic points at a hill in the distance to show a lady in yellow where to take her donkey. The book cover reads FAR OFF INTO THE DISTANCE IS WHERE YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Hey, somebody’s gonna score an upset today. Why not us?
Overhead view of the tailgate scene before the Mizzou game
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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The fucking president’s hissy fit cost this city one of its best organic grocers. They had a staffed delivery business, too. Fuck this, man. www.columbiamissourian.com/news/local/r...
According to an email sent to customers by the owners, Root Cellar will permanently close as a result of the Trump Administration abruptly cutting the Local Food Purchase Assistance Program.
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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A par 5 when it sees Matt Zollers put a peg in the turf
A zoom in on a wide-eyed Matt Zollers
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Eli coming through with the most important info:

How’s Matt Zollers swing it?
A photo of Matt Zollers throwing a football, with an inset of five white dudes standing behind their driver on the golf course. A quote from Eli Drinkwitz reads: “he’s a 300 yard driver off the deck. He creates tension in his t spine by separating his hips. That’s what you see with a lot of really good NFL quarterbacks.”
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Guy Fieri in ecstasy over top of a washer knob that says LOAD SIZE, pointed at large
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I vastly prefer a priority tee-time setup to charging too much more per round for non-members, but there's a compromise in there somewhere. I just wish more people had the chance to play some of the higher-end courses over here without it costing a mortgage payment. Like this, for example:
The peak season green fee for the Straits Course at Whistling Straits is approximately $630 to $735 per person, though this can change and may be slightly lower in shoulder or off-seasons. Rates are subject to change, and this cost does not include taxes or other potential fees like mandatory caddie tips. A mandatory caddie is required for walking-only play on the Straits Course.
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Smiling Vucevic
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I hear it’s “higher ed staff in comfy golf attire” hours on this website
Blue quarter zip with the Callaway logo on the left chest
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The people, they yearn for DENNIS
Dennis Gates with laser eyes giving two thumbs up
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Golf Channel really innovating in the dick pill ad space
Hand holding a phone that shows a search for doctor availability. The text overlay reads TEXT: HORSE TO: 69069
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Game fucking 7
Hank Hill looking orgasmic while smoking a cigarette
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Buddy, I am dying for a vintage Mad Max performance tonight. MIZ for life.
Max Scherzer and family in Mizzou jerseys on a snow-covered Taylor Stadium field. The meme reads CONGRATS ON YOUR LOSE FROM THE SCHERZER FAMILY
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Hail to the king, baby
A blurry photo of drunk Eddie Vedder in a Cubs helmet in the bleachers with the words DRUNK EDDIE VEDDER DROPS F-BOMB ON LIVE TV DURING CHICAGO CUBS GAME written on it
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Golf. Like this, but less fancy. nwscdn.com/media/catalo...
A fake grass putting mat with someone putting on it on a wood floor in a glassy room
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM