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Cowardly Capybara
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Squirrels are not capybaras.
Was just reminded that my claim to fame is that I once got an email answered by 'Dear Pelgar,' the Ferengi advice columnist at star trek dot com. Sadly it looks like the Internet Archive does not have copies of the actual letters, so I can't go find it again.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I recently took a 5 week break from work. I thought I'd have more time to post about things I find interesting, but not having work take up so much of my time and brainspace actually significantly lessened my desire to post to or even read bluesky.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I think the most annoying thing about people who insist on a gender binary is that they don't seem to realize that the minimum system allocation size for any variable is 8 bits.
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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Reposting this, no reason
September 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Installing Mac OS 9.1 on 9/1
September 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Accidentally figured out how to turn on the sound on my dishwasher by being indecisive about enabling heated drying.
August 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This being done, however, I'm back on my BS making a stupid social media site. Finally got the overly complicated user profile backend working with a form that lets you select some options!
August 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Haven't really posted lately because I've been busy adding to my media collection.
Wrote some scripts to unpack each disc and demux each episode, reencode the video, auto-detect commentary tracks, and package and remux into an MKV file based on JSON files of episode names.
August 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...
August 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes
theonion.com/study-9...
July 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns

los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
June 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I lost my beloved black cat, my good luck charm, almost a week ago. I still miss him terribly. I made a Kid Pix drawing in remembrance.
June 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Happy Pride Eve!
June 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Every PAX I make a series of goof banners and despite how long it has been since I started doing it they still let me print and stand them up in various far-flung locations at the show. Here are the ones from PAX East 2025.
May 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Today's nerd accomplishment: traded a sealed box of floppy disks for a physical copy of a game from a booth at PAX East.
May 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
May 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Star Wars was a hit because George Lucas grasped the mass appeal of stories about 1) wanting to leave a hometown that sucks 2) driving really fast
May 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I've been pretty busy with work lately, but I've managed to get in some time on a silly personal software project. Today I spent some time on the most important part: the logo.
May 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Spent some time in my happy place today: servicing some floppy drives.
April 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The longest streak I ever got playing the NYT Crossword before this was 12, and that was years ago, so I have no idea how this happened.
April 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It's not march any more, but I needed to be creative somehow, so I made a couple more. "Life in the Canyon" and "Timepiece"
April 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM