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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 15h

They got Tubi in your country? It's on there in the US.

Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 23h

I get a lot of screentime as a corpse leaning up against the wheel starting around 54:23, the stupid backpack shovel got caught on something and was sticking out weird. I noticeably change position between shots.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 23h

I fall up against a truck when I die. It was this authentic-looking truck that had been freshly repainted, and I had a portable shovel attached to my backpack that dinged up and scratched the shit out of the wheel area of that truck, and it looked like ass after about 20 takes.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 23h

I will never say anything negative about this film online because the team behind it is very protective and may find me and ban me from future productions. But I encourage you to look up any reviews that you can find, for a smile.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 23h

I'm the one holding the canteen.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 23h

Enough time has passed to tell you that I was an extra in this low-budget WWII movie that was filmed in Minnesota, as a nazi. You can see me standing around like a big old nazi dork at 52:17. You can see me bite it soon after.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHdK...

Battle of the Bulge: Wunderland (2018) | Full War Movie | Steven Luke | Tom Berenger

YouTube video by The War Channel

www.youtube.com

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 23h

Sure, I suppose he does.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 23h

Naively, I thought that most people would not recognize the helmet and would just view it as a generic soldier costume.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 23h

No wait, I was an extra in a low-budget WWII movie and I was a nazi soldier, and an on-set photographer got a photo of me in costume and it was a really good photo of me and I used it as my Facebook photo for a while.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 1d

Friend of mine told the "My grandpa died in a concentration camp / he fell off a guard tower" joke all the time for a while and I thought it was kind of funny the first time.

Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 1d

What’s the closest you ever got to a “Nazi phase”?

Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 1d

What’s the closest you ever got to a “Nazi phase”?

Mine was my “Nietzsche is great, besides, he hated Christians, not Jews” moment in college

Either that or my Nation of Islam/Malcolm X fascination. Either way, specifically anti-Nazi!

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 1d

Always thought I'd be some sort of character or persona by this point in my life. Experimented with it a bit in college but could never make it stick.

Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · Jul 15

the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.

Pee Wee Herman, Phyllis Diller, Elvira, Joan Rivers

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 1d

Community theater is the horniest environment I've ever been in. A conveyor belt of genitals. He most definitely pulls.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 2d

"Hunger pains" and "butt naked" are their own phrases that have diverged slightly from "hunger pangs" and "buck naked." I feel like "it's a doggy-dog world" could too, in the future.

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Fear Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 2d

Well well well

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A Jelly Squishes Slowly By @ubiquisquish.bsky.social · 3d

pui-pui official Tumblr post: “Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma’am, that man has been KILLED. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH.”
Followed by FrogInAPickleJar’s reblog of a photo of Benoit Blanc’s horrified open mouth mid-speech.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 3d

Getting mad at that Tyler the Creator song where there's a really good bassline but there's annoying ringtone sound effects going off every two seconds

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 3d

I think that powerscaling is very dorky and misses the point of every creative work, but also, I think that if Denglars, Mondego, and Villefort had conspired to cut off Captain Ahab's leg instead of imprisoning Edmond Dantes, he would have been able to get it done without the treasure.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 3d

The typo has got to be one of the all-time great innovations in excuses. "Yeah, I totally meant to write 'their' but these damn screwy keyboards, am I right?"

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 3d

I’m sorry it’s so fucking funny to burn Donald Trump by telling him read One Hundred Years of Solitude

Petro responded to Trump later Sunday, and while he did not address the financial
implications of a freeze of US assistance, he criticized the US president, invoking his country's heralded Nobel Prize-winning author, Gabriel García Márquez.
"You are rude and ignorant toward
Colombia. Read, as your chargé d'affaires in Colombia did, 'One Hundred Years of Solitude,' and I assure you, you will learn something about solitude," Petro said in a post to social media.

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🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️ @notkimboslice.bsky.social · 3d

Vance is very much the "little brother with the unplugged controller" of politicians

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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 4d

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 4d

The shit he drops out of the fighter jet isn't even the same color as the shit that lands on the protesters.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 4d

...not that America is especially good to begin with, but there are a few bedrock American principles that are worth defending, and that the current regime opposes.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 4d

One thing I didn't expect to find so heartening is all the protesters reclaiming the flag, the bald eagle, "we the people" etc. Really hammering home that supporting this regime is antithetical to loving America.

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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 4d

Extremely unfortunate for them that they do not belong in any city.

CBS News @cbsnews.com · 4d

A former ICE director says agents have been put "in a terrible position" and are being tasked with operations "in a city where they don't belong."

Ex-ICE director says Trump's immigration crackdown putting agents in "terrible position"

Federal agents deployed tear gas on a crowd in Chicago, prompting a judge to ask the agents to wear body cameras.

cbsn.ws

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