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Crone.
Profile pic is a sexy cement sea nymph with hands positioned such that her nickname is the Wanking Mermaid.
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The spiked CECOT story from 60 Minutes
December 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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The American government is killing people.
December 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Ready to write my think piece on the invisible labor in the Muppet Xmas Carol.
December 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Culinary Class Wars is my Heated Rivalry
December 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Since money is a little tight this year, I've had to find creative ways to stay on budget.
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Mass shooters are usually loners but they never act alone.
They are aided & abetted by 220 House members, 53 Senators, 6 Supreme Court justices, 1 President, and the NRA.
#EndGunViolence
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Yes, because as we know House Democrat endorsements have long been a good bellwether of a candidate's viability. Just ask Zohran Mamdani... oh wait.
Jasmine Crockett’s Senate bid is infuriating some colleagues.

“She might win a primary, but she ain't winning a general in Texas," said a senior House Dem.

Another House Dem told @axios.com: “Just look to see how many House members endorse her candidacy.” www.axios.com/2025/12/12/j...
"It's a bad decision": Jasmine Crockett enrages fellow House Democrats with Senate bid
"She might win a primary, but she ain't winning a general in Texas," one senior House Democrat said.
www.axios.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Restaurant people know
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Walking home from work, bopping along, feelin groovy and whoopsiewhatthefuck scooby doo footwork landed on my ass. Drainage is hard.
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Was told by a vet that you can 'probably' perform CPR on a snake, and all I could think was...
a man wearing a party hat is drinking from a bottle
Alt: A fella in a party hat blowing one of those party streamer things that unroll as you blow into them. Whether snakes give a merry toot when you do this to them isn't mentioned in the scientific literature. Yet.
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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the city at christmas time is a magical place. full of wonder.
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“But now, I can baritone that shit and it sounds real.”
Raul Malo, the operatic vocalist and co-founder of the Grammy-winning, Latin-tinged country band the Mavericks, has died at age 60.

Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
6 weeks later and my friend is home. 🥲😭
#fuckice #fuckfascism
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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We can only fight this fire with more gasoline. We can only out man the mans with man. Surely this will solve the problem caused by man. This isn’t identity politics. How dare you.
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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If the backyard is full, you’re at Union Pool
If you see a bocce ball, you’re at Union Hall
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Fuck that guy forever. Happy for muting. Sorry if your name is Louis
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The tiny thrill of wearing a sceney band t under a cardigan to a show in Williamsburg and being asked about the band shirt 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
And so the season of people aggressively demanding I go to the potluck NOW begins
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Every Democrat needs to make the same video the original six did. Here is the script. Don't leave them hanging.
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM