Michael Olsen 🅅
@corsairmo.bsky.social
In my "I'm Always Angry" era until fascism is dead again. Trying to sit at the feet of better minds and listen more than I talk. He/Him
Rewatching Elf 'cause I could use some Christmas cheer, and this movie never disappears no matter how often I watch it 🤣 🎄🎅🗽
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Rewatching Elf 'cause I could use some Christmas cheer, and this movie never disappears no matter how often I watch it 🤣 🎄🎅🗽
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My regular reminder that, especially if you feel like nationally things are all going to hell in a handbasket, get up to no good in your own neighborhood! Go to local govt meetings. Hold meetings with your neighbors about the stuff you care about. It just might work: www.kgw.com/article/news...
Skamania County turns off Flock cameras after court rules images are public records
The sheriff’s office said the system was effective, while privacy advocates who opposed it from the start called the shutdown a win for transparency.
www.kgw.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My regular reminder that, especially if you feel like nationally things are all going to hell in a handbasket, get up to no good in your own neighborhood! Go to local govt meetings. Hold meetings with your neighbors about the stuff you care about. It just might work: www.kgw.com/article/news...
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I have an AMA starting now on Reddit. www.reddit.com/r/SecurityCa...
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November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I have an AMA starting now on Reddit. www.reddit.com/r/SecurityCa...
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My phone has full optical character recognition of 47,000 photos. I can search individual words.
I cannot search three words in quotes.
Computers used to be powerful. That power meant something. It was power for making your life better in sovereignty to your own interests.
And now we have this.
I cannot search three words in quotes.
Computers used to be powerful. That power meant something. It was power for making your life better in sovereignty to your own interests.
And now we have this.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My phone has full optical character recognition of 47,000 photos. I can search individual words.
I cannot search three words in quotes.
Computers used to be powerful. That power meant something. It was power for making your life better in sovereignty to your own interests.
And now we have this.
I cannot search three words in quotes.
Computers used to be powerful. That power meant something. It was power for making your life better in sovereignty to your own interests.
And now we have this.
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JD Vance knows that undocumented people aren't buying up all the housing inventory, just like he knows that Haitians aren't eating dogs. He doesn't say these things because he believes them. He says these things to speak to his base.
Some of y'all are trying to engage with his point earnestly.
Some of y'all are trying to engage with his point earnestly.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
JD Vance knows that undocumented people aren't buying up all the housing inventory, just like he knows that Haitians aren't eating dogs. He doesn't say these things because he believes them. He says these things to speak to his base.
Some of y'all are trying to engage with his point earnestly.
Some of y'all are trying to engage with his point earnestly.
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The irony that our parents said “tv and video games rot your brain” and now they’re completely befuddled by AI slop and clickbait
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The irony that our parents said “tv and video games rot your brain” and now they’re completely befuddled by AI slop and clickbait
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Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
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Well well well, if it isn't the thing literally everyone whose brain is functioning properly saw coming.
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Well well well, if it isn't the thing literally everyone whose brain is functioning properly saw coming.
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The fact that not a single member of the Senate Dem caucus has called for Schumer to be replaced shows you how deep the rot is. This includes Sanders and Warren.
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The fact that not a single member of the Senate Dem caucus has called for Schumer to be replaced shows you how deep the rot is. This includes Sanders and Warren.
Dems right now... Super cool, so much winning
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dems right now... Super cool, so much winning
Lift heavy things, stay angry, break things! It's been a good fall day
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lift heavy things, stay angry, break things! It's been a good fall day
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what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...
One of the Greatest Wall Street Investors of All Time Announces Retirement
Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...
This could be us, but we stupid right now...
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This could be us, but we stupid right now...
The idea of Republican gerrymandering backfiring spectacularly in their face fills me with so much joy ☺️
really important element of this basically total victory is that it puts the fear of god in republican incumbents and may bring the redistricting push to a total halt
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The idea of Republican gerrymandering backfiring spectacularly in their face fills me with so much joy ☺️
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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
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Nothing says “Democratic Leader” quite like “I will not tell you who I voted for in a general election.”
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Nothing says “Democratic Leader” quite like “I will not tell you who I voted for in a general election.”
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The horror of a sandwich at point blank range: the officer will be scarred forever, the scent of mustard is going to trigger flashbacks for the rest of his life.
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The horror of a sandwich at point blank range: the officer will be scarred forever, the scent of mustard is going to trigger flashbacks for the rest of his life.
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We are being ruled by absolute losers
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We are being ruled by absolute losers
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Olaf pumpkins and pumpkin generations, happy Halloween y'all 🎃
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Olaf pumpkins and pumpkin generations, happy Halloween y'all 🎃
We're so so dumb, and racist, and hateful... We don't have to be this way...
Oh no!
In all of your demographic slices of the Economist/YouGov data that you showed, you forgot to include "white" as a demographic slice!
But don't worry, I got you!
48.3% unfavorable.
1.8% unsure.
49.9% favorable.
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In all of your demographic slices of the Economist/YouGov data that you showed, you forgot to include "white" as a demographic slice!
But don't worry, I got you!
48.3% unfavorable.
1.8% unsure.
49.9% favorable.
🫠
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We're so so dumb, and racist, and hateful... We don't have to be this way...
<chef's kiss>
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
<chef's kiss>
wooooooooow.... big cyber vendor deprecating their longstanding product right in our face to make it almost useless, but strangely their more expensive product remains unbroken, at a much greater cost of course...
"It's called a hustle sweetheart"
"It's called a hustle sweetheart"
nick wilde is a fox from zootopia wearing a tie and a shirt .
ALT: nick wilde is a fox from zootopia wearing a tie and a shirt .
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
wooooooooow.... big cyber vendor deprecating their longstanding product right in our face to make it almost useless, but strangely their more expensive product remains unbroken, at a much greater cost of course...
"It's called a hustle sweetheart"
"It's called a hustle sweetheart"
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The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy.
www.chosun.com/english/nati...
www.chosun.com/english/nati...
National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders
National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders Honored for rejecting illegal orders during martial law, Marine death probe
www.chosun.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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