Constipated Wonka
@constipatedwonka.bsky.social
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Everybody gangster till there's a finisher indicator above your head.
August 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Everybody gangster till there's a finisher indicator above your head.
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This pair look like the villains in a movie where the hero is a dog.
Steen claims the political consensus has never been so out of kilter with the grassroots desire for an alternative voice
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This pair look like the villains in a movie where the hero is a dog.
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To honor Ozzy's larger-than-life rock and roll legacy, we're making Brütal Legend *FREE* on itch.io: doublefine.itch.io/brutal-legend
But this incredible deal will only last for 666 minutes, as the prophecy foretold. So get yourself clicking, before it disappears like a demon in the night...
🤘 🖤
But this incredible deal will only last for 666 minutes, as the prophecy foretold. So get yourself clicking, before it disappears like a demon in the night...
🤘 🖤
July 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
To honor Ozzy's larger-than-life rock and roll legacy, we're making Brütal Legend *FREE* on itch.io: doublefine.itch.io/brutal-legend
But this incredible deal will only last for 666 minutes, as the prophecy foretold. So get yourself clicking, before it disappears like a demon in the night...
🤘 🖤
But this incredible deal will only last for 666 minutes, as the prophecy foretold. So get yourself clicking, before it disappears like a demon in the night...
🤘 🖤
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Happy pride to u pimps
June 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Happy pride to u pimps
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Don't forget who your allies are
February 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Don't forget who your allies are
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Mod makers rejoice: The Team Fortress 2 SDK has arrived! We've updated the Source SDK with all of TF2's client and server game code. Change, extend, or rewrite TF2, and publish them as mods on Steam. www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=...
February 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Mod makers rejoice: The Team Fortress 2 SDK has arrived! We've updated the Source SDK with all of TF2's client and server game code. Change, extend, or rewrite TF2, and publish them as mods on Steam. www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=...
wtf are these youtube thumbnails nowadays?
February 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
wtf are these youtube thumbnails nowadays?
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me and my sibling @nekopresso.bsky.social now have an etsy shop! www.etsy.com/shop/Sibling...
February 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
me and my sibling @nekopresso.bsky.social now have an etsy shop! www.etsy.com/shop/Sibling...
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Really makes you think
February 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Really makes you think
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![According to Oxford University Press, the first recorded use of the term traces back to the 1854 book Walden by Henry David Thoreau.[8][9] Thoreau was criticizing what he saw as a decline in intellectual standards, with complex ideas being less highly regarded, and compared this to the 1840s "potato rot" in Europe.[7]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreibgbl4ayy3xh54zn34s2enpp465lqurby75ucnvfncg6ahxxvlfxe@jpeg)
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I’m a fucking asshole
February 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I’m a fucking asshole
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"so basically life is a roguelike but your score at the end of each run defines the starting conditions of the next run and
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"so basically life is a roguelike but your score at the end of each run defines the starting conditions of the next run and
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Thanks to all the Bluesky people who just reply “it will get worse” to whatever you post, it both solves the problem and makes you feel better
January 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Thanks to all the Bluesky people who just reply “it will get worse” to whatever you post, it both solves the problem and makes you feel better
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I am horrified by how much time my children spend rotting their attention span on TikTok. I've set a rule that after every fifteen minutes of TikTok, they have to watch one hour of TV.
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I am horrified by how much time my children spend rotting their attention span on TikTok. I've set a rule that after every fifteen minutes of TikTok, they have to watch one hour of TV.
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Here's a fact that will give you emotional damage:
2025 will be the year when kids born in 2015 will celebrate their 10th birthday anniversaries.
2025 will be the year when kids born in 2015 will celebrate their 10th birthday anniversaries.
December 31, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Here's a fact that will give you emotional damage:
2025 will be the year when kids born in 2015 will celebrate their 10th birthday anniversaries.
2025 will be the year when kids born in 2015 will celebrate their 10th birthday anniversaries.
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Merry Christmas and hail to the King baby.
December 24, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Merry Christmas and hail to the King baby.
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Last year these gentlemen from Curia Vitkov (a reconstruction of an early medieval noble residence in the Czech republic) decided to go for a little winter walk.
Yes, of course the medieval way!
Yes, of course the medieval way!
December 15, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Last year these gentlemen from Curia Vitkov (a reconstruction of an early medieval noble residence in the Czech republic) decided to go for a little winter walk.
Yes, of course the medieval way!
Yes, of course the medieval way!
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I had no clue that this will be the last 2D animated princess movie Disney will ever make...
December 15, 2024 at 1:34 PM
I had no clue that this will be the last 2D animated princess movie Disney will ever make...
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More like Fart tuah shit on that thang
December 14, 2024 at 1:53 AM
More like Fart tuah shit on that thang