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Sean Paul Sartre

@burgerkrieg.bsky.social

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Formerly of @TheBurgerkrieg fame on Twitter Check out my work (talking): https://www.youtube.com/@TheBurgerkrieg

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Sep 21

there is such a thing as illegal clauses in contracts that are voided even if the rest of the contract is valid. You can't just put whatever you want in there.

Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Jul 30

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NachoFast @nachofast.bsky.social · Jul 26

New video on my YouTube channel! Reading four stories by @burgerkrieg.bsky.social including The Evolutionary Reason for the Uncanny Valley.

Really happy that I've been able to make vids again btw. Streams return soon.

youtu.be/6gwBNSjSvWk?...

The Evolutionary Reason for the Uncanny Valley | Nachorror

YouTube video by Nachorror

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Jun 10

Tagesschau mal wieder rechtsextrem

Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · May 29

I have developed an addiction already I need this game fam

Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · May 9

I think it often is yes

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · May 3

Why is YouTube? | Episode 3: The Burgerkrieg ft. @burgerkrieg.bsky.social

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Why is YouTube? | Episode 3: The Burgerkrieg

YouTube video by The Other James

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Apr 23

Proponents of the Turn of the Millennium explain the dearth of material evidence with a sacrificial practice known as "planned obsolescence," wherein goods would be degraded at manufacture to serve the ideal of "profit maximisation" espoused by the philosopher-cleric caste of the time.

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Apr 20

I genuinely believe that the greatest cultural impediment to progress today is cynicism.

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Apr 12

One of the all time great records

Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Apr 7

there is nothing in this world more aptly named than this

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Apr 7

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cRK...
talking some shop about the youtube channel

just making sure I can keep doing this

YouTube video by TheBurgerkrieg

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Apr 6

I should not have gone to see the minecraft movie in theatres but I did and I should not have done it

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Secular Talk 🎙 [fan] @kylekulinski.bsky.social · Apr 4

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Talespinner.eu @talespinnereu.bsky.social · Apr 2

It is my pleasure to announce that @burgerkrieg.bsky.social charity stream made $3.410,99 for @translifeline.bsky.social !

Talespinner.eu @talespinnereu.bsky.social · Apr 1

Heya! There's a charity stream up for Trans Lifeline:

translifeline.org

www.youtube.com/watch?v=irRD...

This is *not* a #ttrpg stream. Just people having conversations for a very long time.

Trans Lifeline 12 hour Charity Livestream (featuring various people you may know)

YouTube video by TheBurgerkrieg

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Mar 24

they used to just casually show feet on television and we never even suspected

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Mar 22

how many more layers of nonchalant irony do you think you'll need in order to disappear completely

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Mar 21

what you need to understand is that it's actually okay for me to be a reprehensible piece of shit because I am doing it for self-care

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Mar 17

me imagining myself doing something really difficult and thinking “I could probably do that” (it is actually very easy in my imagination)

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Mar 15

if you want to remember all the conversations you've had the last week just look at the products amazon thinks you might be interested in buying

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Mar 14

www.youtube.com/watch?v=51Mu...
I promise you, you have not heard this LOST theory before

My LOST Theory that Makes Sense and Ties it All Together (90 Minutes)

YouTube video by TheBurgerkrieg

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Mar 3

I genuinely think most of our ideas about “what things in the household need how much cleaning” were made up by housewives in the 1950es who were bored out the their fucking gourd because they couldn't leave the house all day

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Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Feb 27

also one of the first to the party though

Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Feb 18

I think for me it was very much about forgetting the crackers, it's the only part I actively remember

Sean Paul Sartre @burgerkrieg.bsky.social · Feb 17

"And then in 2008 they elected Obama-"
Racist time traveller from 1890: "They let an IRISHMAN be president?"

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