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Sean Paul Sartre
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Formerly of @TheBurgerkrieg fame on Twitter Check out my work (talking): https://www.youtube.com/@TheBurgerkrieg
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there is such a thing as illegal clauses in contracts that are voided even if the rest of the contract is valid. You can't just put whatever you want in there.
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New video on my YouTube channel! Reading four stories by @burgerkrieg.bsky.social including The Evolutionary Reason for the Uncanny Valley.

Really happy that I've been able to make vids again btw. Streams return soon.

youtu.be/6gwBNSjSvWk?...
The Evolutionary Reason for the Uncanny Valley | Nachorror
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Tagesschau mal wieder rechtsextrem
I have developed an addiction already I need this game fam
Proponents of the Turn of the Millennium explain the dearth of material evidence with a sacrificial practice known as "planned obsolescence," wherein goods would be degraded at manufacture to serve the ideal of "profit maximisation" espoused by the philosopher-cleric caste of the time.
I genuinely believe that the greatest cultural impediment to progress today is cynicism.
One of the all time great records
there is nothing in this world more aptly named than this
I should not have gone to see the minecraft movie in theatres but I did and I should not have done it
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It is my pleasure to announce that @burgerkrieg.bsky.social charity stream made $3.410,99 for @translifeline.bsky.social !
they used to just casually show feet on television and we never even suspected
how many more layers of nonchalant irony do you think you'll need in order to disappear completely
what you need to understand is that it's actually okay for me to be a reprehensible piece of shit because I am doing it for self-care
me imagining myself doing something really difficult and thinking “I could probably do that” (it is actually very easy in my imagination)
if you want to remember all the conversations you've had the last week just look at the products amazon thinks you might be interested in buying
I genuinely think most of our ideas about “what things in the household need how much cleaning” were made up by housewives in the 1950es who were bored out the their fucking gourd because they couldn't leave the house all day
also one of the first to the party though
I think for me it was very much about forgetting the crackers, it's the only part I actively remember
"And then in 2008 they elected Obama-"
Racist time traveller from 1890: "They let an IRISHMAN be president?"