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Constipated Wonka
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Don't forget who your allies are
February 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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wtf are these youtube thumbnails nowadays?
February 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I had no clue that this will be the last 2D animated princess movie Disney will ever make...
December 15, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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December 11, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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What the actual fuck #SpotifyWrapped
December 5, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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How it feels watching everybody getting their Spotify wrapped, while mine is still left processing for some reason.

#SpotifyWraped
December 5, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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And another one
December 4, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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If it yields you any hints, I'm confident that it is the same exact guy in this Purple Guy meme
November 15, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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Part of it may be deliberate, because US is already entering an inverted yield curve, which is a strong indicator that the country is about to enter a recession.
November 15, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Which Nostalgia Critic Meltdown is your favorite?

#NostalgiaCritic #Nostalgia_Critic #ChannelAwesome #Channel_Awesome #Youtube_Nostalgia #YoutubeNostalgia
November 14, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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I hope I won't have to come back to that place
October 20, 2024 at 6:12 AM