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Stupid idiot doing stupid idiot things. 30. He/Him
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Are you someone who claims to be a “trans ally”?

Cool! Here’s your new test to see if you actually are a trans ally for real or just for “social media clout.”

Stop playing Fortnite.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7

(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)

#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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“I can’t have imposter syndrome, I’m not talented enough!”
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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If you see someone taking food or even baby formula, no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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A third Midna wouldn't hurt right?
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Surprise surprise...
October 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I AM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED. MY SERVER SAW ME STASHING THEM AND SHE BROUGHT ME MORE AND TOLD ME I DIDNT HAVE TO STEALTH HIDE THEM

I WANT TO DIE

I HAVE 10 NOW
September 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I do not condone political violence, but I will not be gaslit by those saying all he wanted to do was have “honest conversations” and “encourage healthy debate.”
September 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Holy shit
September 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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My two main states:
- I want to do everything, therefore I do nothing
- I want to do only this one thing, please don’t make me do any other things.
September 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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It’s deeply unsettling how quickly (white) people on social media turned the whole “call robots clankers” thing into reviving 50’s era racist and segregation style talk en masse.

It’s not funny. It’s really fucked up.
September 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Banjo & Kazooie 🐻🐦

My favorite game from the N64.

[ #art #digitalart #fanart #banjokazooie #nintendo64 ]
August 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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August 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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August 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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She has style,
She has grace.
This Kong
Has a lovely face.
August 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
July 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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New Fossil Collected:

Bear and Bird

#PorkArt #DonkeyKong #DonkeyKongBananza #BanjoKazooie
July 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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“Bear and Bird adventure.” #SGDQ2025 #BanjoKazooie #art #Gamesdonequick
July 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Final Battle - #banjokazooie
October 30, 2024 at 12:55 PM