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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️
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My name is Benny! He/him. Not terribly tall. Just a lil jelly bean boy.
Pinned
🎶 last Christmas I gave u my heart
And the very next day
You gave it away
(Gave it away)
Thiiiiis year
To save me from tears
I’m givin u all some
Spiders
(Spiders) 🕷️
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Unfortunate truth for my haters is that I simply dress well, and effortlessly at that
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
When I’m flustered or nervous or my daydream takes a wrong turn I involuntarily mumble “I love you” because I’m so overdue to say it to someone and it makes me feel better instantly. I’m sure there’s a lot to unpack there.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is only going to be a two day work week for me but I am fully prepared to be as despairing and dramatic about those two days as if they were five
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Whenever I hear a siren I say FASHION POLICE! ….for me 😕

And when I have friends physically near me someday, I’m sure they will laugh
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’ll say bless you for up to two consecutive sneezes. Third sneeze gets a stern “okay that’s enough”
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My new phone case is due to arrive today :)
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You know that song that goes “I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean”? It’s the other way around for me and it always has been. I feel enormous and full of power.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I feel like Chappel Roan would protect me. Honestly, in any context.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I finished another scary book and am livid. The whole family dies in the end AND nothing is explained. Like okay good one, you’re going straight to the used book store. Even the dog and the little girl!!! No stars. Do not recommend. I can’t say what book because as you see, I have spoiled it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
One thing I’m confident about is I think I will be a good boyfriend. I just need to chance to prove it!
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The plural of goose is gozzles
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I am officially a teenage moron. Every time I see an article about or picture of my celebrity crush my heart feels a SURGE of what feels like panic and desperation. This Is The Worst.
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Anyway wish me luck tomorrow as I take my car in for an estimate and get my first rental car! Like an adult would do!
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My sisters kids have never ever ever gotten anyone Christmas gifts. I guess they don’t do that think when you give your kid $20 and they buy their families those cheap dumb cute garbage gifts at school? Anyway this is to say I WANT MORE GIFTS.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I’m not celebrating Toyotathon this year, so don’t even think about wishing me Happy Honda Days
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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it’s an epidemic
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Because we

NEED A LITTLE CHRISTMAS

RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE

AND IF YOU DONT THINK SO

🎄YOU 🎅🏼CAN 🎁GO ❄️TO 🌨️HELL
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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not worried about losing my keys when i'm in scotland because i heard nessie is a loch's myth
November 20, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Still on edge hours later after the accident lol. Everything is going fine so I shouldn’t be this upset about it
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

This is us cuddling
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I was in a car accident today and I’m not hurt (my car is) but I am just going to stay cuddled in bed the rest of the day reading and not doing absolutely anything. Maybe crying a little because fear?
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM