Coinneach Fitzpatrick
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Coinneach Fitzpatrick
@coinfitz.bsky.social
Tangerine Nightmare despiser. Airplanes and cats and books lover. PA-28 pilot and Kawasaki rider. I am large, I contain multitudes. For more fascinating details, see my pinned post. No lists/packs.

Signal: flyingfitz412.08
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Little about me, not that any of yez care:

GenX. Atheist. USAF veteran. Pilot (obv, and yes that is my plane). Cat dad. Token CSWM in my social circle and violently protective of my people.

Books: Pratchett, Banks, Scalzi, Stephenson.
Music: Everything but gospel and bro country.
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I really need to get my glider add-on. #avsky
Iconic Schweizer Gliders: Restoring Vintage Sailplanes to their Former Glory
YouTube video by AOPA: Your Freedom to Fly
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Peavey is trying to entice me to buy a Trace Elliot compressor and distortion pedal for my favorite bassist for Krissmiss. I don't think Justin Chancellor needs any help in that department. And it's not like I can justify spending $400 anyway.
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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The Hounds album METRO has made the album charts in Italy. Here's a track off the album. More Hounds music at the link below! 😁

🔗: open.spotify.com/playlist/6gX...

youtu.be/4Atw6MkjvS8?...
Feedback
YouTube video by Hounds - Topic
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December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
TIL that GlaDOS's VA is married to Mundy's (TF2 Snoipah) VA and that strikes me as being supremely hi-larious. Imagine the crossover potential.
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Maybe it's just me but if I owned a freaking ISLAND with a private airstrip I'd fly my own little birb to it then X out the runway and tell the rest of the world to stay away, not invite mobs of creeps, weirdos and rapists to join me.
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Normally after a day filled end-to-end with abject stupidity, both online and in meatspace, I get Chinese takeout on the way home and snarf the whole thing in one sitting.

Tonight, I only ate half and immediately put the rest in the fridge for lunch tomorrow.

Please clap.
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Figuring out how to update your carry permit after a name change shouldn't require a law degree or wading through hostile forums.

Arm the Dolls: Clear firearm guidance for trans people by trans people. 8 states live. More coming.

armthedolls.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Really, Time? "Architects of AI" (sic)? How about you step aaaallll the way back from your POTY nonsense?
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My most controversial dessert opinion:
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Beech Baron N95KC Lands on I-95 8 Dec 2025
YouTube video by blancolirio
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So, did Rubio shitcan Calibri or Cambria? Yez need to get yer shit straight on this.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
New strings are installed and tuned. Gonna give them a day to settle in before thrashing the fuck out of them with "Acceleration" by Machines of Loving Grace, my favorite break-in track.
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I may not be able to solve all (or any) of the world's ills, but I can, through judicious use of profanity and Command Voice, make a home warranty scammer regret his life choices. And I guess that's not nothin'.
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Serious question: how do I score a six-figure windfall without being a psychotic piece of shit GFM grifter?
December 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
ELI5: why are we treating Polymarket as a legit news source?
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Admit it, y'all envy my rig.
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I've finally got round to doing a full setup on my bass. To my disappointment, all it needed was a slight intonation adjustment on the E string. Everything else is bang on. Which means any remaining tone issues are all on me.
Make Your Sh*tty Bass Play Like a DREAM (5 Steps)
YouTube video by BassBuzz
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'll never fly this beautiful birb IRL, but at least there's this. Thanks, @julietbravofoxmedia.com.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I told my boss, a long-lapsed pilot, about this incident. The first thing he asked was "How widespread was the outage?" "100%," I said. "OK, and they didn't back out the update because?"

Gann help us all when the DOD-driven FAA modernization program gets moving.
You know what I do when an update doesn't go according to plan?

I BACK OUT THE FUCKING UPDATE.

Hey, Signature? If you guys need a sysadmin/change management guy who knows what the FUCK he's doing, I'm available. You can pay me $150K worth of 100LL per year.
QTPod Service Interruption Extended (Updated) - AvBrief.com
Over 1,000 self-serve QTPod pumps remain inoperable.
avbrief.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Chuck straight up spitting FIRE in this episode.
What Billionaire Tech CEOs Get Wrong About The Future, with Adam Becker
YouTube video by StarTalk
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December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I once told a joke about Icarus and Daedalus but it just didn't land.
I used to tell a joke about Orpheus and Eurydice, but looking back, it was a bad idea.
I tried to make a joke about Ulysses but I just couldn't bring it home
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM