Coinneach Fitzpatrick
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Coinneach Fitzpatrick
@coinfitz.bsky.social
Tangerine Nightmare despiser. Airplanes and cats and books lover. PA-28 pilot and Kawasaki rider. I am large, I contain multitudes. For more fascinating details, see my pinned post. No lists/packs.

Signal: flyingfitz412.08
Why would the Effa Bee Eye be involved in this case in the first place? Kash-n-karry still trying to prove that he's a Real Boy?
December 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Yeah, this isn't high-end. This is the white trash tiddie bar with pretentions of grandeur, the kind where they roofie your drink and roll you in the parking lot.
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This HAS to be satire.

Please tell me it's satire.

...please.
December 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
*laughs in Simo Häyhä*
December 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Is this fucking nimrod ignorant of the fact that his own JBTs are *rejecting* people's documentation and saying straight out "I don't care"?

"IHRE PAPIEREN, BITTE!"
*shows veteran-stamped DL and passport*
"NEIN!"
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Someone needs to 'shop some Oshkosh B'gosh on him.
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Same, both app and web.
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"What the chicken-fried FUCK is WRONG with you? Did the best part of you run down the crack of yer momma's ass?"
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
10/10 would swipe right
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Christ. That asshole had one win 30-some years ago and he's been chasing that high ever since.
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
As if testifying under oath prevents any of these shitbags from lying through their fucking teeth and daring anyone to do anything about it.
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Same.

...damn, we old.
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
America in overdrive
America OD
America never fucking meant that much to me
With its handshake massacre of porn queen dreams
Meet the man who feeds the fire that fuels the salt machine
-Machines of Loving Grace, "Shake"
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This poor guy did absolutely nothing to earn the ire of the regime in the first place other than existing while brown, and now they're determined to destroy him for the "crime" of exposing them as the feckless, evil morons they are.
December 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I guess I can see that genre designation - mostly minor keys but with a nice nod-along beat and mellow vocals. Kinda feels like Marcy Playground grown up.
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Nothing about us harms them in any way, they're nothing more than sociopaths. I've heard everything they have to say and see no need for further dialogue.
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"They hurt people. They kill people. People like me. For no real reason other than: I am not like them."

THIS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING HERE.

These evil shites want to kill me (because atheist), my son (because trans), my best friend (because biracial AND bisexual), and so on and so forth.
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I reluctantly moved from iOS 18 to 26 on my 14PM last weekend. The a.i. shit can be disabled (for now) and Liquid Glass is annoying, with pauses built in to mimic display smoothness. I haven't seen major battery issues. Aside from the exploit Jay mentioned, I don't see it as a compelling upgrade.
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Someone who looks not at all happy to be photographed.
December 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Seems that would be more in RFK2's wheelhouse.
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
LOL it's cute that you think the choice is up to me.
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM