CogitoErgoBibo
@cogitoergobibo.bsky.social
It means: I think, therefore I drink. Thinking is painful in a modern world. IndyCar fanatic. Cville citizen.
I would like to speak with management about my weather order for downtown Charlottesville. It was NOT for more snow. Please refund ASAP.
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I would like to speak with management about my weather order for downtown Charlottesville. It was NOT for more snow. Please refund ASAP.
For anyone in need of a life-affirming activity and a laugh at this particularly trying time in history, there's a Muppet special on ABC tonight at 9 p.m. eastern!
a group of muppets are standing together with their mouths wide open
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February 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
For anyone in need of a life-affirming activity and a laugh at this particularly trying time in history, there's a Muppet special on ABC tonight at 9 p.m. eastern!
Whoa. John Deere convention outside. ❄️
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Whoa. John Deere convention outside. ❄️
Portrait of tortellini and meatball soup in progress.
January 25, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Portrait of tortellini and meatball soup in progress.
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
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January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
Pumpkin spice goes mobile again! CHO->ATL->BHM to see the parents. Wish it were for the IndyCar race, but family is reason enough. ❤️
January 15, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Pumpkin spice goes mobile again! CHO->ATL->BHM to see the parents. Wish it were for the IndyCar race, but family is reason enough. ❤️
Hans Gruber is no more on the Advent calendar. Merry happy, everyone! #ItsAnXmasMovie
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hans Gruber is no more on the Advent calendar. Merry happy, everyone! #ItsAnXmasMovie
Happy Festivus! Let the feats of strength and airing of the grievances begin. Festivus: It's for the rest of us. 😂
a group of men are sitting at a table in a restaurant and talking to each other .
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December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Festivus! Let the feats of strength and airing of the grievances begin. Festivus: It's for the rest of us. 😂
Hans Gruber would like you to know he's halfway to his demise at Nakatomi Plaza. Better get that shopping done! ##ItsAnXmasMovie
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Hans Gruber would like you to know he's halfway to his demise at Nakatomi Plaza. Better get that shopping done! ##ItsAnXmasMovie
Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson
Still a reasonable amount of snow on the road on High St. near its intersections with Park and Avon. Go slowly, Charlottesville!
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Still a reasonable amount of snow on the road on High St. near its intersections with Park and Avon. Go slowly, Charlottesville!
Starting my Christmas decorating with the Best Advent Calendar EVER: Hans Gruber approaching eternity from the roof of Nakatomi Plaza, one day at a time. #ItsAnXmasMovie
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Starting my Christmas decorating with the Best Advent Calendar EVER: Hans Gruber approaching eternity from the roof of Nakatomi Plaza, one day at a time. #ItsAnXmasMovie
As is my Thanksgiving tradition, I give you WKRP's turkey drop. Turkey's can't fly, y'all. Have a wonderful day! youtu.be/HiSkjcl9yW4?...
WKRP in Cincinnati Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Carla Johnson
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November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
As is my Thanksgiving tradition, I give you WKRP's turkey drop. Turkey's can't fly, y'all. Have a wonderful day! youtu.be/HiSkjcl9yW4?...
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November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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The alarms are going off. Active attacker alert at UVA
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The alarms are going off. Active attacker alert at UVA
"It's October 3rd."
#MeanGirlsDay
#MeanGirlsDay
on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd
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October 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"It's October 3rd."
#MeanGirlsDay
#MeanGirlsDay
Wait. WHUT? So, I've been singing "speed it up a notch" like some idiot for around 30 years?!
Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
September 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Wait. WHUT? So, I've been singing "speed it up a notch" like some idiot for around 30 years?!
@just-patsy.bsky.social Happy birthday, Patsy! Hope that you're having a great one. 😺🎂🍸
July 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@just-patsy.bsky.social Happy birthday, Patsy! Hope that you're having a great one. 😺🎂🍸
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Breaking: The Supreme Court provides the Trump Administration with a stack of pre-signed, blank orders.
July 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Breaking: The Supreme Court provides the Trump Administration with a stack of pre-signed, blank orders.
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Sorry, cancer patients, but we just don't have the money.
We had to prioritize spending tens of millions on a military parade so the president could compensate for his many personal inadequacies.
I'm sure you understand.
We had to prioritize spending tens of millions on a military parade so the president could compensate for his many personal inadequacies.
I'm sure you understand.
"Right now, cancer patients are not receiving novel cancer treatments and are being cut off, um, when their only other option is hospice care."
June 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sorry, cancer patients, but we just don't have the money.
We had to prioritize spending tens of millions on a military parade so the president could compensate for his many personal inadequacies.
I'm sure you understand.
We had to prioritize spending tens of millions on a military parade so the president could compensate for his many personal inadequacies.
I'm sure you understand.
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The protests will stop when the kidnappings stop.
June 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The protests will stop when the kidnappings stop.
As just an avid watcher of "The West Wing," even I know this violates the Posse Comitatus Act. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_C... It's also probably the first step toward unjustified declaration of martial law. This is serious. The time to protest is NOW.
June 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
As just an avid watcher of "The West Wing," even I know this violates the Posse Comitatus Act. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_C... It's also probably the first step toward unjustified declaration of martial law. This is serious. The time to protest is NOW.
#TACO dweeb say what? 🤡
BREAKING: President Trump tells U.S. steelworkers that he’s going to double tariffs on foreign steel from 25% to 50%.
Trump tells US steelworkers he’s going to double tariffs on foreign steel from 25% to 50%
President Donald Trump says he’s going to double the tariff rate on steel to 50%, a dramatic increase that could further push up prices for a metal used to make housing, autos and other goods.
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May 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
#TACO dweeb say what? 🤡
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Democrats should run on the platform of making crime illegal again.
May 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Democrats should run on the platform of making crime illegal again.
