Coffee Cyborg
@coffeecyborg.bsky.social
Running on coffee and spite.
The friend group that makes it out of Slack are the friends you keep for life.
March 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The friend group that makes it out of Slack are the friends you keep for life.
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The day after President’s Day, Trump's DOGE has arbitrarily fired staff at the JFK Presidential Library, forcing it to close its doors. Shutting down this vital place of learning, engagement, and revenue creation, if even for a day isn’t just wrong—it degrades the very office of the President.
February 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The day after President’s Day, Trump's DOGE has arbitrarily fired staff at the JFK Presidential Library, forcing it to close its doors. Shutting down this vital place of learning, engagement, and revenue creation, if even for a day isn’t just wrong—it degrades the very office of the President.
Who among us hasn’t gotten sloshed at a baby shower?
February 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Who among us hasn’t gotten sloshed at a baby shower?
Japanese cosmetics are next level. Wish they were more widely available in the US.
February 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Japanese cosmetics are next level. Wish they were more widely available in the US.
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Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well
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Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well
WASHINGTON—In a major survey of public attitudes toward alternative energy as the climate crisis continues, a poll published Tuesday found that an overwhelming majority of U.S. residents would support wind turbines if they sliced deli meat as well. “Everyday Americans want to know how exactly wind power is going to serve our community, and many […]
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February 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well
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when is My Chemical Romance playing the halftime show?
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
when is My Chemical Romance playing the halftime show?
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OMG I just realized that the misogynist pig Harrison Butker didn't even get a chance to play. #FlyEaglesFly
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
OMG I just realized that the misogynist pig Harrison Butker didn't even get a chance to play. #FlyEaglesFly
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somewhere, harrison butker is crying about jalen hurts' all-women management team
February 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
somewhere, harrison butker is crying about jalen hurts' all-women management team
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First halftime show by a Pulitzer Prize winner since Annie Proulx and Aerosmith in 1998!
February 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
First halftime show by a Pulitzer Prize winner since Annie Proulx and Aerosmith in 1998!
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Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
embarrassing…
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
embarrassing…
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I love that he spent so much time edging us with “Not Like Us,” respect
February 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I love that he spent so much time edging us with “Not Like Us,” respect
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"So all you need to be qualified to be a VC investor is to kill someone?" Unironically yes. The job of an investor is to ensure the machine gets blood. Say what you will about Penny, he is a proven winner when it comes to Blood
SCOOP: I just received a copy of the email sent by Andreessen Horowitz to limited partners and investors announcing the hire of Daniel Penny. "Investors (LPs) are almost universally pissed," my source told me.
Source doesn't want images shared, but here are some excerpts from the email...
Source doesn't want images shared, but here are some excerpts from the email...
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"So all you need to be qualified to be a VC investor is to kill someone?" Unironically yes. The job of an investor is to ensure the machine gets blood. Say what you will about Penny, he is a proven winner when it comes to Blood
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Is this the announcement that they have shut down the Department of Education?
February 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Is this the announcement that they have shut down the Department of Education?
I love that I get two things from taking Japanese class on Saturdays: I have met and befriended my cohort AND I get to flex some brain muscles that have atrophied. I don’t love the 6am wake up though.
February 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I love that I get two things from taking Japanese class on Saturdays: I have met and befriended my cohort AND I get to flex some brain muscles that have atrophied. I don’t love the 6am wake up though.
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More of this energy please. https://xcancel.com/mmpadellan/status/1886905137999872451
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
More of this energy please. https://xcancel.com/mmpadellan/status/1886905137999872451
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“The world’s richest man appears to be indiscriminately dismantling the government with an eye toward consolidating power and punishing his political enemies.”
Elon’s power trip, greenlit by Trump, will hurt millions of American families. Democrats are fighting to stop him.
Elon’s power trip, greenlit by Trump, will hurt millions of American families. Democrats are fighting to stop him.
February 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“The world’s richest man appears to be indiscriminately dismantling the government with an eye toward consolidating power and punishing his political enemies.”
Elon’s power trip, greenlit by Trump, will hurt millions of American families. Democrats are fighting to stop him.
Elon’s power trip, greenlit by Trump, will hurt millions of American families. Democrats are fighting to stop him.
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Brave US protestors stand against Trump and the oligarchy in Washington D.C.
"By the people, not billionaires"
#3E #USprotests #r/50501 #feb5
"By the people, not billionaires"
#3E #USprotests #r/50501 #feb5
February 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Brave US protestors stand against Trump and the oligarchy in Washington D.C.
"By the people, not billionaires"
#3E #USprotests #r/50501 #feb5
"By the people, not billionaires"
#3E #USprotests #r/50501 #feb5
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"he can't do that, it's unconstitutional!" oh! well I'm no longer worried then
January 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"he can't do that, it's unconstitutional!" oh! well I'm no longer worried then
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You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!
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this country is going to touch the stove so many times, man
January 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
this country is going to touch the stove so many times, man
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When I was in the Air Force it NEVER once crossed my mind that women couldn’t do my job and probably do it better than me.
Men that fear being shown out are predictable pussies and cowardly LOSERS!
But can you blame them? Their leader is a draft dodging CLOWN!
Men that fear being shown out are predictable pussies and cowardly LOSERS!
But can you blame them? Their leader is a draft dodging CLOWN!
January 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
When I was in the Air Force it NEVER once crossed my mind that women couldn’t do my job and probably do it better than me.
Men that fear being shown out are predictable pussies and cowardly LOSERS!
But can you blame them? Their leader is a draft dodging CLOWN!
Men that fear being shown out are predictable pussies and cowardly LOSERS!
But can you blame them? Their leader is a draft dodging CLOWN!
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From hurricanes in North Carolina to wildfires in Los Angeles and a snow storm in the South—the climate crisis is here. We're not going to stop fighting for climate action.
January 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
From hurricanes in North Carolina to wildfires in Los Angeles and a snow storm in the South—the climate crisis is here. We're not going to stop fighting for climate action.