Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee
@clydeleesmith.bsky.social
Huntsville, Alabama. NASA worm logo forever. #WDE anyway.
Pinned
At this point I would welcome being suspended from this account by bsky "safety" as a badge of honor, but like a poor marksman they keep MISSING THE TARGET! ($1)
Near 100% certainty these jabronis do NOT live just west of time zone line.
“Sleep and circadian experts generally advocate for permanent Standard Time… Change between Standard Time and DST is not simply loss/gain of sleep, but rather misalignment between circadian and social clocks…”
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Near 100% certainty these jabronis do NOT live just west of time zone line.
Pure speculation but I'm calling my shot anyway. If not Prager then some MAGAphilic media outfit must surely see an opportunity.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Pure speculation but I'm calling my shot anyway. If not Prager then some MAGAphilic media outfit must surely see an opportunity.
On Instagram I just saw a graven image of Baltimore baseball mascot Mr. Oriole circa 1954 and I may have been driven irrevocably insane mow.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
On Instagram I just saw a graven image of Baltimore baseball mascot Mr. Oriole circa 1954 and I may have been driven irrevocably insane mow.
ALL THE SURROUNDINGS.
Trump shamelessly lies: "Go to Walmart and other companies, and in every case it's about 25% that a Thanksgiving meal and surroundings are 25% lower. That's big fact."
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
ALL THE SURROUNDINGS.
It's ACAB o'clock in College Station.
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's ACAB o'clock in College Station.
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From the Reddy Kilowatt Collection. (10/10)
I went to visit my old colleagues at @energycities.bsky.social today and they pointed out that my high vis vest suits my job perfectly.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
From the Reddy Kilowatt Collection. (10/10)
At this point I would welcome being suspended from this account by bsky "safety" as a badge of honor, but like a poor marksman they keep MISSING THE TARGET! ($1)
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
At this point I would welcome being suspended from this account by bsky "safety" as a badge of honor, but like a poor marksman they keep MISSING THE TARGET! ($1)
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DONNY: "What's an ephebophile, Megyn?"
MEGYN KELLY: "Shut the rsfck up Donny."
($1)
MEGYN KELLY: "Shut the rsfck up Donny."
($1)
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
DONNY: "What's an ephebophile, Megyn?"
MEGYN KELLY: "Shut the rsfck up Donny."
($1)
MEGYN KELLY: "Shut the rsfck up Donny."
($1)
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Probably not but I don't turn my back on it.
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Probably not but I don't turn my back on it.
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
DONNY: "What's an ephebophile, Megyn?"
MEGYN KELLY: "Shut the rsfck up Donny."
($1)
MEGYN KELLY: "Shut the rsfck up Donny."
($1)
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
DONNY: "What's an ephebophile, Megyn?"
MEGYN KELLY: "Shut the rsfck up Donny."
($1)
MEGYN KELLY: "Shut the rsfck up Donny."
($1)
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Incidentally, I know people keep saying Trump has no class, but stiffing your tradespeople is ABSOLUTELY a core aristocratic value going back centuries.
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Incidentally, I know people keep saying Trump has no class, but stiffing your tradespeople is ABSOLUTELY a core aristocratic value going back centuries.
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I wrote a column about this last year, but if you genuinely care about the corrections part of corrections, gouging inmates' families on phone calls is one of the stupidest things you can do.
If you want to punish and kill hope, it's one of the best.
alabamareflector.com/2024/10/21/k...
If you want to punish and kill hope, it's one of the best.
alabamareflector.com/2024/10/21/k...
Via @amandavhernan.bsky.social and @stateline.org: Some research suggests that incarcerated people who maintain consistent contact with loved ones are significantly more likely to succeed upon release and are less likely to reoffend.
FCC allows prisons, jails to charge more for phone and video calls | Alabama Reflector
The Federal Communications Commission voted to roll back limits on how much companies can charge incarcerated people and their families for phone and video calls. The 2-1 vote in late October reverses...
alabamareflector.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I wrote a column about this last year, but if you genuinely care about the corrections part of corrections, gouging inmates' families on phone calls is one of the stupidest things you can do.
If you want to punish and kill hope, it's one of the best.
alabamareflector.com/2024/10/21/k...
If you want to punish and kill hope, it's one of the best.
alabamareflector.com/2024/10/21/k...
Gonna be a gracious plenty of instant Sherlock Holmes experts on the internets today.
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Gonna be a gracious plenty of instant Sherlock Holmes experts on the internets today.
You're so close, flapjack.
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You're so close, flapjack.
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This Day in Labor History: November 12, 1928. Workers for United Fruit in Ciénega, Colombia went on strike over the horrible conditions of their work and life. The response from United Fruit? Kill them.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This Day in Labor History: November 12, 1928. Workers for United Fruit in Ciénega, Colombia went on strike over the horrible conditions of their work and life. The response from United Fruit? Kill them.
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attending an international science conference right now is like time traveling to last year's United States 🧪
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
attending an international science conference right now is like time traveling to last year's United States 🧪
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Accidentally correct that unpaid labor obtained through threats and coercion *is* the American way.
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Accidentally correct that unpaid labor obtained through threats and coercion *is* the American way.
Shopping center?
Someone take away Grandpa's phone. He has no clue.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Shopping center?
Alright, so the Netherlands and now the UK are limiting their intelligence interactions with MAGA America. How is that making us safer? Show your work. (20 points)
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Alright, so the Netherlands and now the UK are limiting their intelligence interactions with MAGA America. How is that making us safer? Show your work. (20 points)
When I was young I looked forward to a time when the South would stop producing one damn throwback bigot after another, and I could actually take a little pride in where I come from.
Tate is built from the same stuff as Jesse Helms and Theodore Bilbo. And there are younger versions on the rise.
Tate is built from the same stuff as Jesse Helms and Theodore Bilbo. And there are younger versions on the rise.
Gov. Tate Reeves aims to ban Mississippi SNAP recipients from buying unhealthy foods in a bid to woo U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the State seeks federal funding for a rural health-care program.
Reeves Seeks to Ban SNAP Recipients From Sugary Foods
Gov. Tate Reeves aims to ban Mississippi SNAP recipients from buying unhealthy foods as part of a bid to woo Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
buff.ly
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
When I was young I looked forward to a time when the South would stop producing one damn throwback bigot after another, and I could actually take a little pride in where I come from.
Tate is built from the same stuff as Jesse Helms and Theodore Bilbo. And there are younger versions on the rise.
Tate is built from the same stuff as Jesse Helms and Theodore Bilbo. And there are younger versions on the rise.