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"Trump: We have deadhead fed hair"
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says " i just want it to stop "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says " i just want it to stop "
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"Trump: We have deadhead fed hair"
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I can’t wait for the day I don’t have to see him or hear his voice again.
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I can’t wait for the day I don’t have to see him or hear his voice again.
Edwin Díaz is going to the Dodgers. I am physically ill.
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Edwin Díaz is going to the Dodgers. I am physically ill.
I was debating upgrading my iPad and couldn’t remember when I bought my last one, and it must’ve been a Christmas 2014 present to myself because it was December of that year lol.
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I was debating upgrading my iPad and couldn’t remember when I bought my last one, and it must’ve been a Christmas 2014 present to myself because it was December of that year lol.
A Diet Coke with a True Lime packet is a million times better than the Diet Coke Lime.
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A Diet Coke with a True Lime packet is a million times better than the Diet Coke Lime.
I’ve had the “THAT CAT’S SOMETHING I CAN’T EXPLAIN!” line stuck in my head for two days now.
You’re the left side, he’s the right side oh, no!
Lucifer Sam - The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Lucifer Sam - The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’ve had the “THAT CAT’S SOMETHING I CAN’T EXPLAIN!” line stuck in my head for two days now.
Spent the entirety of a 5-mile race listening to ”Not Like Us” and Cameo’s “Candy” on a loop, and bought a lot of CDs this year, so that is my 2025 wrapped 4 u.
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Spent the entirety of a 5-mile race listening to ”Not Like Us” and Cameo’s “Candy” on a loop, and bought a lot of CDs this year, so that is my 2025 wrapped 4 u.
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I’m not interested in Olivia Nuzzi’s book because I’m a human being with self respect and if I ever wanted to read dogshit writing about yearning despite having no real problems, I could just dig up poems I wrote in middle school
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m not interested in Olivia Nuzzi’s book because I’m a human being with self respect and if I ever wanted to read dogshit writing about yearning despite having no real problems, I could just dig up poems I wrote in middle school
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I see he’s moved on from the couch
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I see he’s moved on from the couch
I got the last sock of shit! I got the last sock of shit!
OK, I was wrong. There is one (1) sock left.
www.mulebooks.com/store/2025-s...
www.mulebooks.com/store/2025-s...
2025 Sock of Shit — MULE BOOKS
A cheap xmas stocking full of stuff! Just like when you were a kid. (If you grew up poor like I did.) You get zines, pins, stickers, sugar candy, and shitty toys. You get some stickers designed by Mul...
www.mulebooks.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I got the last sock of shit! I got the last sock of shit!
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Illustrations from Adventures of Lolo (Famicom, 1990) manual:
i.imgur.com/LQ4BOTF.png
i.imgur.com/LQ4BOTF.png
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Illustrations from Adventures of Lolo (Famicom, 1990) manual:
i.imgur.com/LQ4BOTF.png
i.imgur.com/LQ4BOTF.png
This time of year especially makes me happy that I stopped drinking beer and don’t really drink anymore at all.
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This time of year especially makes me happy that I stopped drinking beer and don’t really drink anymore at all.
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This year was overall awful, but at least I had each month’s issue as something to look forward to after last year‘s purchase.
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This year was overall awful, but at least I had each month’s issue as something to look forward to after last year‘s purchase.
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So much of social media is like “Take me back to the good old days when horses were allowed to have two heads” and then there’s an AI generated image of a horse with three heads.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
So much of social media is like “Take me back to the good old days when horses were allowed to have two heads” and then there’s an AI generated image of a horse with three heads.
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How the dog looks at me when i take the cheese out the fridge
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
How the dog looks at me when i take the cheese out the fridge
There were people on Twitter defending their purchases from Shein because they claimed their clothes were the only ones that fit them well.
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
There were people on Twitter defending their purchases from Shein because they claimed their clothes were the only ones that fit them well.
Ofc today I also got the bill for my surgery, but with insurance it was only (“only”) ~$1K.
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ofc today I also got the bill for my surgery, but with insurance it was only (“only”) ~$1K.
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November 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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rfk jr has heard this and rumbled that he was on his way
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
rfk jr has heard this and rumbled that he was on his way
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YOU WERE IN A POSITION OF AUTHORITY AND HAD SEX WITH A CHILD THAT IS NOT A “CONSENSUAL ENCOUNTER” WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
YOU WERE IN A POSITION OF AUTHORITY AND HAD SEX WITH A CHILD THAT IS NOT A “CONSENSUAL ENCOUNTER” WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE
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