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the pope of hudson county.

the future belongs to the physical media loyalists. fuck streaming.

one, two, one two fuck you.
Pinned
Make it your goal in life to love something or someone as much as Fenriz loves Bathory.
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I was twelve years old and I’d never seen anyone like Nancy Downs before.
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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There are lots of worse people in this golden age of monsters and freaks and lunatics, but there few better examples of the empty, vapid, soulless nihilism of the moment than Jimmy Fallon bsky.app/profile/more...
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I just... why is nobody talking about

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
“Cutting our nurses off to spite the race” or something, I don’t know, I’m not a professional headline writer.
New Home Office impact assessment finds that cutting skilled and social care visas will cost the UK up to £10 billion with a central estimate of -£5.4 billion.

It would be good if this got even a fraction of the coverage devoted to the endless debate about boats, flags and Turkish barber shops
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“Peace for our stadium”
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
In that case Sam Altman should have his child taken away from him.

People traditionally “[figure] out how to raise a newborn” by asking their parents, or reading books, or asking other new parents. But I doubt this guy has a) family who love him, b) books in his house, or c) friends.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Watch this fucking arsehole give herself another pay rise next time it’s up for a vote.
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
When I grow up I want to be Patti Smith.
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I watched Cannibal Holocaust as part of my October horror film marathon once, and felt like I needed a shower afterwards. A disgusting film made by a piece of shit.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Jamie Oliver looks like David Cameron if he formed a shit landfill indie band instead of going into politics. Grade A best of British cunt.
Jamie Oliver is relaunching his Italian restaurant. He's someone I genuinely loathe. A few years ago after a wedding where I had too much rum, the first thing I saw the next day was him having some moan about poor people's eating habits...

So I gave out about him. Here you go. I regret nothing!
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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"He has to do this to avoid Trump attacking us!"

so stunning and brave
Keir Starmer’s spokesman refuses to criticise Trump for calling Europe a group of “decaying” nations led by “weak” leaders

Asked about Trump saying European countries will no longer be “viable" thanks to migration, Keir Starmer’s spokesman says the UK is “returning control to our asylum system”
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Branson is asking the important questions, questions the rest of us dare not to ask 🎩
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Welcome to Britain’s new benefits lie: disabled people are driving BMWs and Mercedes on the taxpayer’s dime.

My column on Motability and the truth behind the headlines and social media myths. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Disabled people driving luxury cars on your dime? Just the latest rightwing lie peddled by Labour | Frances Ryan
Starmer’s ailing government is happy to pursue ideas like cutting Motability, but all ministers will do is damage lives and themselves, says Guardian columnist Frances Ryan
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I can't help but remember that "it" is also the word used by the man who murdered poor Brianna Ghey in a transphobic attack.

These people don't have "reasonable concerns" - they are revolting bigots.
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m so glad I’ll not be watching this bollocks. This is going to go down in history worse than the 1936 Olympics.
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.

Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.

It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.

More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
2026 World Cup to feature three-minute hydration breaks in every half throughout tournament
Every game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half, which will essentially split the match into quarters.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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So ad breaks then.
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.

Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.

It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.

More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
2026 World Cup to feature three-minute hydration breaks in every half throughout tournament
Every game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half, which will essentially split the match into quarters.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Nineteen. 25 minutes again.

That was fucking difficult, that. Think I took too long a break (the weather’s been shite).
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Today’s instalment of Shit Kerrang! Got Wrong: Jesus Christ Poseurs

Soundgarden’s bullet-proof 1991 breakthrough album Badmotorfinger is shat on by a woefully out-of-touch Chris Watts. He compares the band unfavourably to Leatherface, Soul Asylum, and Love/Hate. The times they were a-changin’.
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Last week’s sounds.
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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SHAPES OF POWER®
January 12, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Also: “a libertarian group asked him to speak at an anti-mask rally”

How rugged and individual of these libertarians, needing someone else to tell them what to think.

I wouldn’t even call libertarians rich white guys that don’t want to be told to do: it’s a political stance for selfish toddlers.
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
IT’S CRIMINAAAAAL
THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW
CRIMINAAAAAL
THERE OUGHT TO BE A WHOLE LOT MORE
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM