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UK, northerner. I like #fpl, the radio, cricket. Cishet. Millennial. Suspicious of anyone who follows me. He/him
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Found a new email signature. You're goddamned right I'm going to use it.
February 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Found a new email signature. You're goddamned right I'm going to use it.
Another fantastic episode, great to have it back
e31 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on t-pain's "BUY U A DRANK (SHAWTY SNAPPIN')," in which we apologize to t-pain for ever thinking he wasn't human open.spotify.com/episode/5IHC...
“Buy U a Drank”— T-Pain
Spotify video
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February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Another fantastic episode, great to have it back
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The best way of describing someone who’s all talk and no action that I’ve ever heard in the UK, by far, is “they’re all wardrobe and no Narnia.”
* read on for fun ways of saying “all talk and no action” in other languages (a thread)
* read on for fun ways of saying “all talk and no action” in other languages (a thread)
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 PM
The best way of describing someone who’s all talk and no action that I’ve ever heard in the UK, by far, is “they’re all wardrobe and no Narnia.”
* read on for fun ways of saying “all talk and no action” in other languages (a thread)
* read on for fun ways of saying “all talk and no action” in other languages (a thread)
A Welsh Slipknot tribute band called Sheepbend
January 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
A Welsh Slipknot tribute band called Sheepbend
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Sorry I didn't respond to your message I opened it 5 seconds after you sent it and forgot to reply while trying to wait an appropriate amount of time to reply
December 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sorry I didn't respond to your message I opened it 5 seconds after you sent it and forgot to reply while trying to wait an appropriate amount of time to reply
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Lead academic Dr. Tricia Squire explained: “If we know one thing about life, it’s that nothing changes. That’s why they say ‘this too shall not pass.’”
Study finds that how you happen to feel right now is how you’ve always felt and will always feel
The feeling you happen to have in this precise moment is a permanent state of affairs, a new study has revealed. According to a new clinical trial, emotions and physical sensations are static and…
thedailytism.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Lead academic Dr. Tricia Squire explained: “If we know one thing about life, it’s that nothing changes. That’s why they say ‘this too shall not pass.’”
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Sound ON!!
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sound ON!!
A general core problem with social media is people saying something when nothing would be better
July 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A general core problem with social media is people saying something when nothing would be better
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i will fight for you once more jeremy
July 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i will fight for you once more jeremy
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Every time I don’t like something that’s popular I think of this image and it cracks me up
May 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Every time I don’t like something that’s popular I think of this image and it cracks me up
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Great cap to wear if you’re attending a business meeting or negotiating a deal. You could really destabilise people’s sense of reality with it. Everyone would silently wonder about what the fuck is on your head. They’d deplete valuable intellectual resources. They’d be in the palm of your hand.
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Great cap to wear if you’re attending a business meeting or negotiating a deal. You could really destabilise people’s sense of reality with it. Everyone would silently wonder about what the fuck is on your head. They’d deplete valuable intellectual resources. They’d be in the palm of your hand.
Convinced tea doesn’t taste right if it’s stirred with a desert spoon
January 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Convinced tea doesn’t taste right if it’s stirred with a desert spoon
Maybe unpopular, or uncool opinion but Coldplay’s Christmas song is up there with the best
December 25, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Maybe unpopular, or uncool opinion but Coldplay’s Christmas song is up there with the best
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
Niche complaint, but why spend a load of time, energy, equipment etc. recording a kickarse thunderstorm - for meditation or sleep or whatever - without making sure it loops properly? The sound of heavy weather stopping instantly in your headphones when you’re half-asleep is a real primal jump-scare!
December 16, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Niche complaint, but why spend a load of time, energy, equipment etc. recording a kickarse thunderstorm - for meditation or sleep or whatever - without making sure it loops properly? The sound of heavy weather stopping instantly in your headphones when you’re half-asleep is a real primal jump-scare!
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Someone needs to invent some kind of online calculator whereby we Brits can put in our recent healthcare appointments/meds/experiences and it’ll calculate what it would cost on average in the USA. Just to hammer home how bloody lucky we are to have the NHS and how fiercely we need to protect it.
December 7, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Someone needs to invent some kind of online calculator whereby we Brits can put in our recent healthcare appointments/meds/experiences and it’ll calculate what it would cost on average in the USA. Just to hammer home how bloody lucky we are to have the NHS and how fiercely we need to protect it.
Take a tip from Mr. Paul Anker 🎼🎹
again, to emphasize: DO NOT DUNK ON THESE CREEPS.
a core part of their grift is getting negative enagement & then boosting that outrage for media attention.
very similar to how Westboro Baptist Church picketed the victims of school shootings.
ignore, block, & deny them your emotions & attention.
a core part of their grift is getting negative enagement & then boosting that outrage for media attention.
very similar to how Westboro Baptist Church picketed the victims of school shootings.
ignore, block, & deny them your emotions & attention.
December 7, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Take a tip from Mr. Paul Anker 🎼🎹
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Everton v Liverpool has been Postponed due to Storm Darragh
December 7, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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The kind of weirdos you find on the internet:
December 4, 2024 at 8:06 AM
The kind of weirdos you find on the internet:
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"I've been wondering why artists are required to dream up liberation in the gallery, but when that dream meets life we are shut down" ❤️
Last night Turner Prize 2024 winner Jasleen Kaur used her acceptance speech to stand in solidarity with the Palestinian people, to demand an end to institutional complicity in Israels genocide & to call for an immediate arms embargo.
December 4, 2024 at 7:37 AM
"I've been wondering why artists are required to dream up liberation in the gallery, but when that dream meets life we are shut down" ❤️
Has anyone managed to nail exactly why LinkedIn feels so insane?
December 2, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Has anyone managed to nail exactly why LinkedIn feels so insane?