✨kels✨
@cleanitupjohnny.bsky.social
the second one was also good but now i am out of alcohol oh no
i have had two unopened cans of jose cuervo sparkling margaritas rolling around underneath the front seat of my car since early october and i am drinking one now and its still good. really held up.
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
the second one was also good but now i am out of alcohol oh no
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just found out the puppy bowl (12mil) got twice as many viewers as the tpusa halftime show (6mil) and im extremely disappointed at how few viewers that is. the puppy bowl deserved better.
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
just found out the puppy bowl (12mil) got twice as many viewers as the tpusa halftime show (6mil) and im extremely disappointed at how few viewers that is. the puppy bowl deserved better.
i have had two unopened cans of jose cuervo sparkling margaritas rolling around underneath the front seat of my car since early october and i am drinking one now and its still good. really held up.
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
i have had two unopened cans of jose cuervo sparkling margaritas rolling around underneath the front seat of my car since early october and i am drinking one now and its still good. really held up.
tbh i like ciampa but every time i see him, a tiny part of me is waiting for the jump scare [johnny gargano, who i hate]. this is wwe’s fault obviously.
February 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
tbh i like ciampa but every time i see him, a tiny part of me is waiting for the jump scare [johnny gargano, who i hate]. this is wwe’s fault obviously.
i tried imagining being so entitled, self-centered, and racist that i got mad about someone singing in another language on tv but i got too embarrassed before i could get all the way there.
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
i tried imagining being so entitled, self-centered, and racist that i got mad about someone singing in another language on tv but i got too embarrassed before i could get all the way there.
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
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That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
That’s what’s up.
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football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much you take it.
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much you take it.
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"Rights aren't "rights" if someone can take them away. What you have in this country are privileges. A list of temporary privileges. And if you read the news even badly you'll see that that list gets shorter and shorter."
-George Carlin
-George Carlin
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"Rights aren't "rights" if someone can take them away. What you have in this country are privileges. A list of temporary privileges. And if you read the news even badly you'll see that that list gets shorter and shorter."
-George Carlin
-George Carlin
malakai black himself was a dud of a signing for aew BUT it did lead to brody king so i am going to call it an overall success
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
malakai black himself was a dud of a signing for aew BUT it did lead to brody king so i am going to call it an overall success
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February 5, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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god damn newfound respect for ricochet
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
god damn newfound respect for ricochet
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my little brother plays the jurassic park theme when he’s practicing his instrument because he knows i like it. he’s a good kid.
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
my little brother plays the jurassic park theme when he’s practicing his instrument because he knows i like it. he’s a good kid.
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Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
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Personal shopper.
📸 Brianna Edmiston
📸 Brianna Edmiston
January 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Personal shopper.
📸 Brianna Edmiston
📸 Brianna Edmiston
guy at work was talking about seeing cody’s hideous bus after wwe was in montreal recently [we are an hour away] and another guy would NOT stop declaring “i hate cody rhodes!” like can you stop for a second so i can agree with you??!
January 29, 2026 at 12:34 AM
guy at work was talking about seeing cody’s hideous bus after wwe was in montreal recently [we are an hour away] and another guy would NOT stop declaring “i hate cody rhodes!” like can you stop for a second so i can agree with you??!
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Firing a few key faces at the top while maintaining the the fundamental system is one of the most common appeasement tactics in history.
Don't settle for Bovino. Don't settle for Noem. Don't settle for Miller.
ICE must be abolished. That is the bare minimum.
Don't settle for Bovino. Don't settle for Noem. Don't settle for Miller.
ICE must be abolished. That is the bare minimum.
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Firing a few key faces at the top while maintaining the the fundamental system is one of the most common appeasement tactics in history.
Don't settle for Bovino. Don't settle for Noem. Don't settle for Miller.
ICE must be abolished. That is the bare minimum.
Don't settle for Bovino. Don't settle for Noem. Don't settle for Miller.
ICE must be abolished. That is the bare minimum.
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When property is destroyed, people are communicating in the only language the powerful understand.
The privileged consider property & profits more valuable than human life. That some shattered windows at the Marriott deserve more outrage than shattered lives & terrorized communities.
It’s obscene
The privileged consider property & profits more valuable than human life. That some shattered windows at the Marriott deserve more outrage than shattered lives & terrorized communities.
It’s obscene
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
When property is destroyed, people are communicating in the only language the powerful understand.
The privileged consider property & profits more valuable than human life. That some shattered windows at the Marriott deserve more outrage than shattered lives & terrorized communities.
It’s obscene
The privileged consider property & profits more valuable than human life. That some shattered windows at the Marriott deserve more outrage than shattered lives & terrorized communities.
It’s obscene
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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside!
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 AM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside!
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I'm just going to keep saying this until I die:
In a white supremacist patriarchy, you have value only insofar as you serve the white supremacist patriarchy.
Kyle Rittenhouse & Ashli Babbitt did. Renee Good & Alex Pretti didn't. On Jan 6, the insurrectionists did. The cops didn't.
Rinse, repeat.
In a white supremacist patriarchy, you have value only insofar as you serve the white supremacist patriarchy.
Kyle Rittenhouse & Ashli Babbitt did. Renee Good & Alex Pretti didn't. On Jan 6, the insurrectionists did. The cops didn't.
Rinse, repeat.
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I'm just going to keep saying this until I die:
In a white supremacist patriarchy, you have value only insofar as you serve the white supremacist patriarchy.
Kyle Rittenhouse & Ashli Babbitt did. Renee Good & Alex Pretti didn't. On Jan 6, the insurrectionists did. The cops didn't.
Rinse, repeat.
In a white supremacist patriarchy, you have value only insofar as you serve the white supremacist patriarchy.
Kyle Rittenhouse & Ashli Babbitt did. Renee Good & Alex Pretti didn't. On Jan 6, the insurrectionists did. The cops didn't.
Rinse, repeat.