cjnchimaera
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cjnchimaera
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the infamous

he/him
Caves of Qud
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
you gotta
Finally finished that goddamn giallo arc. Get caught up here: swanboy.com/arc/doncarlo...
September 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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ok so if you like the idea of Qud on Switch
or you like the idea of Thousand Hells
or Streets of Fortuna
or all our games getting more updates

YOU CAN DO SOMETHING TO HELP

buy a Kitfox game for a friend, every $ matters and literally everything's on sale: store.steampowered.com/sale/kitfoxf...
Welcome to the Kitfox Festival 2025 🎈
A new game announcement, deals and updates inside
store.steampowered.com
August 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Reminder that dunks disseminate. You're not owning some asshole, you're being his free street team.

Please stop putting stupid shit in my timeline. Just block and move on.
August 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.
July 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Never forget how in 2004 to promote their "Shrek 2" kids meals, Burger King equipped the roofs of their restaurants with 12 foot tall, 40 pound, inflatable Shreks
May 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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An obscure feature in Super Mario Maker 2 is "Chain Chomp Stack Solidarity". A Chain Chomp will attack other Chain Chomps, but will refuse to harm those it was stacked with. Even if the stack is completely separated, the Chain Chomp will remember its friends and not harm them.
April 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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ALL THE DISEASES ARE CREATED WITH COMPUTER
April 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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CARTOON/SMASH.GIF
March 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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February 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Caves of Qud
For anyone wondering, some possible dog names have survived from cuneiform sources.

On tiny dog figurines found buried under a palace in Nineveh, Iraq are inscriptions that seem to be names.

dan rigiššu “loud is his bark”

munaššiku gārîšu “biter of his foe”

mušēṣi lemnūti “expeller of evil”
January 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Look at that man's face. Nothing in his existence has ever produced the pure satisfaction that these 6, McDonald's-branded eggs just have. And he is horrified with existential dread, not daring to relinquish this moment, because in his core, he knows he can never feel this again
January 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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I found a VHS tape at the junk store, labeled just “A Surprise!”. Since I’d recently set up my VCR and old 80s TV, I thought I should check it out.

Just… just watch.

(an old twitter post from 2018: chopped a little to fit in Bluesky video limits)
January 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
fuck yeah flute guy
December 13, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:17 AM
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seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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When I make a video game I do so with the express intent of rotting brains. If I am not rotting brains then I have failed. My only goal, my only gift in life, is rotting brains.
November 25, 2024 at 6:51 AM
ok fine hello
November 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM