cjnchimaera
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This is my blue Oblivion Ring. It's also a full DnD party, and also a unicorn.
Instabanned. Not for being overpowered (though it is), but for how long it takes to count out exactly that many cards you need to draw every time.
I appreciate the Ninjutsu cost, in case you really, really, really don't want to pay blue mana for this.
Hell yeah, I recognize that swirly foil they had.
Painter's Servant lets you kill off the concept of targeted sorcery speed removal.
For the low low price of just 7 mana in two easy installments, you too can shrink your creature down and start building them up to the size you want! Call now!
I know they won't put in the effort. But I wish they would.
Perfect for my Selesnya Overcosted Everything Kindred deck.
Pretty solid stats for 2 generic mana, but whatever you do, don't trigger Prowess three times in a turn.
too much blood too much blood!
"We've stopped printing hexproof, so that responding to creatures on the board is more fun and interactive."

Creature on the board:
He's terribly mysterious.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1966)
Very insightful of you.
I have no idea how to draw them, but Pinetanabous Mold and Rub the Bog are great band names.
You, you right there. Reading this. You gotta play this one.
I'm guessing there's some stax effect out there that makes this 0.0001% worse than "when this creature ETB, you may draw a card".
Second ability's kind of interesting. Every legendary becomes a big recursion bomb, but then it's gone for good.

Unless it's your Commander.
Makes me think Pentavus, but I'm pretty sure there's at least one creatures that makes more tokens when you put +1/+1 counters on it.