Hisstopher Bones
@cjiswingingit.bsky.social
Writer and editor; latest work is editorial on "Upstate" by Stephen Pellnat. Send me a message for collaborations!
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Ash Eater
illustration by Naomi Butterfield Just as an object takes fire and is consumed, so is the world of desires consumed and destroyed after death […] It might...
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Josette Plimons consumes the dead, walks among the living, and burns in the spaces between. "Ash Eater" is a short horror story written by me, accompanied by a stunning illustration by Naomi Butterfield, and is absolutely free to read. I hope you like it! buttondown.com/ChrisMJones/...
you don't "have" to follow illegal orders. that's why they're called that
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
you don't "have" to follow illegal orders. that's why they're called that
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maybe it'll happen tonight
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
maybe it'll happen tonight
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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
Me: ODB was probably autistic
Gf: "probably??????"
Gf: "probably??????"
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Me: ODB was probably autistic
Gf: "probably??????"
Gf: "probably??????"
I'm thankful for "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz. That's one of the best singles to ever be played on the radio and I'll say that with my full chest
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm thankful for "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz. That's one of the best singles to ever be played on the radio and I'll say that with my full chest
Working with illustrators is my favorite thing. Whether it's a full ass comic or just a striking drawing for a short story when I see another person draw what's in my head my life feels fuller
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Working with illustrators is my favorite thing. Whether it's a full ass comic or just a striking drawing for a short story when I see another person draw what's in my head my life feels fuller
It's kind of fun that this is being handled by the most craven inept dipshit to ever run the FBI. bet its going to plan!!!
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's kind of fun that this is being handled by the most craven inept dipshit to ever run the FBI. bet its going to plan!!!
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Dr. Alex Paterson - Loving You Live [UK, Ambient/Techno/IDM] (1992)
https://redd.it/f8dqaj
https://youtu.be/1joiGECwPMA
https://redd.it/f8dqaj
https://youtu.be/1joiGECwPMA
Dr. Alex Paterson - Loving You Live [UK, Ambient/Techno/IDM] (1992)
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Dr. Alex Paterson - Loving You Live [UK, Ambient/Techno/IDM] (1992)
https://redd.it/f8dqaj
https://youtu.be/1joiGECwPMA
https://redd.it/f8dqaj
https://youtu.be/1joiGECwPMA
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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wild that this happened within 24 hours of bolsanaro going to prison. will be a timeless textbook example of what works to save a democracy and what doesn’t
Breaking News: The last pending criminal prosecution against President Trump was dismissed by a judge in Georgia, effectively ending efforts to hold Trump criminally responsible for attempts to overturn the 2020 election. trib.al/EnJu57H
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
wild that this happened within 24 hours of bolsanaro going to prison. will be a timeless textbook example of what works to save a democracy and what doesn’t
drawing a Wife with a phat wagon poking around the corner of a fence was the only way you were allowed to sexually express yourself back then
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
drawing a Wife with a phat wagon poking around the corner of a fence was the only way you were allowed to sexually express yourself back then
what if I only listened to early/mid '70s Willie Nelson for the rest of the year
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
what if I only listened to early/mid '70s Willie Nelson for the rest of the year
Dunks, takes, puns, memes, the government doing the most evil shit I've ever seen in my life on camera, dunks, takes, puns, memes, the government doing the most evil shit I've ever seen in my life on camera, dunks, takes, puns, memes, the government doing the most evil shit I've ever seen in my life
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dunks, takes, puns, memes, the government doing the most evil shit I've ever seen in my life on camera, dunks, takes, puns, memes, the government doing the most evil shit I've ever seen in my life on camera, dunks, takes, puns, memes, the government doing the most evil shit I've ever seen in my life
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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Wanted to share this unused cover for John Le Carre's THE CIRCUS: LOSING CONTROL.
I wanted to evoke the look of older spy novels while creating a little intrigue and standing out on the shelf a bit. This one made it all the way thru to finished but the licensor had a change of heart (it happens!)
I wanted to evoke the look of older spy novels while creating a little intrigue and standing out on the shelf a bit. This one made it all the way thru to finished but the licensor had a change of heart (it happens!)
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Wanted to share this unused cover for John Le Carre's THE CIRCUS: LOSING CONTROL.
I wanted to evoke the look of older spy novels while creating a little intrigue and standing out on the shelf a bit. This one made it all the way thru to finished but the licensor had a change of heart (it happens!)
I wanted to evoke the look of older spy novels while creating a little intrigue and standing out on the shelf a bit. This one made it all the way thru to finished but the licensor had a change of heart (it happens!)
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From now until 12/1, everything in my shop is 15% off with the code FRIDAY.
Grab print or digital comics like The Relentless Lark, Young Offenders, and more at a discount.
Grab print or digital comics like The Relentless Lark, Young Offenders, and more at a discount.
Shop — Weekend Warrior Comics
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November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
From now until 12/1, everything in my shop is 15% off with the code FRIDAY.
Grab print or digital comics like The Relentless Lark, Young Offenders, and more at a discount.
Grab print or digital comics like The Relentless Lark, Young Offenders, and more at a discount.
Bad lyric I just heard: "nothing ever changes/just the names and faces and situations"
It sounds like......stuff changes actually
It sounds like......stuff changes actually
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Bad lyric I just heard: "nothing ever changes/just the names and faces and situations"
It sounds like......stuff changes actually
It sounds like......stuff changes actually
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I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
I've spent like 15 years understanding that even among other British fascists farage is "the racist one" so the fact that this is now a point of contention is baffling to me even as an American
“He's very good at lobbing hand grenades towards other politicians – he's not very good at receiving them."
Why has Farage struggled to shake off school racism allegations, and is there an even bigger storm brewing for Reform UK?
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/fara...
Why has Farage struggled to shake off school racism allegations, and is there an even bigger storm brewing for Reform UK?
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/fara...
Farage fails to address racism claims: ‘He’s thin-skinned, and it’s getting thinner all the time’ | The News Agents
Nigel Farage, who is facing resurfaced allegations of making racist comments at school, now says he “never directly racially abused” anyone – following a previous outright denial by Reform UK. What…
www.thenewsagents.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I've spent like 15 years understanding that even among other British fascists farage is "the racist one" so the fact that this is now a point of contention is baffling to me even as an American
This is probably at least a couple thousand dollars to look like you foraged an outfit out of the worlds most urbane dumpster
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is probably at least a couple thousand dollars to look like you foraged an outfit out of the worlds most urbane dumpster
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This is accurate in my experience
Case is a 24 year old kid who has been in a drug-fueled suicidal burnout for two years because his storied cyber cowboy career got taken away at 22.
He is a baby! And he's written like a grizzled Sam Spade detective!
He is a baby! And he's written like a grizzled Sam Spade detective!
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is accurate in my experience