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@chunkylumplump.bsky.social
Frequently suspended on BlueSky for not following their rules
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YouTube would be perfect if only it provided an asshole filter. There is a world of amazing wonderfully helpful information, education, and solutions to problems in cars, bikes, DIY, etc if only you could avoid being distracted by the conspiracists and grifters. AI could probably help, but won't.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
YouTube would be perfect if only it provided an asshole filter. There is a world of amazing wonderfully helpful information, education, and solutions to problems in cars, bikes, DIY, etc if only you could avoid being distracted by the conspiracists and grifters. AI could probably help, but won't.
Sam Bankman-Fried
Sam Bankless Toast
Sam Bankless Toast
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Sam Bankman-Fried
Sam Bankless Toast
Sam Bankless Toast
Sugarfish for sushi. I highly recommend. The bill was $188 for two. Gratuity is included here.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Sugarfish for sushi. I highly recommend. The bill was $188 for two. Gratuity is included here.
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You don't say
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You don't say
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My printer paper is 11x17 and the dollar store only sells 11x14 picture frames and that's why I wish to see the human race ended.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My printer paper is 11x17 and the dollar store only sells 11x14 picture frames and that's why I wish to see the human race ended.
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18 hours is MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME for a human analyst to completely unpack and dissect a 10-Q + call. Latency for sell side analyst coverage of a quarter is under two hours. Most can give a quick breakdown in less than 5 minutes. And that’s with nothing but Excel and the release.
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
18 hours is MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME for a human analyst to completely unpack and dissect a 10-Q + call. Latency for sell side analyst coverage of a quarter is under two hours. Most can give a quick breakdown in less than 5 minutes. And that’s with nothing but Excel and the release.
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When financial markets professionals use that term, “algorithmic trading”, we don’t mean “a strategy that involves an algorithm at some point”. We mean “a strategy that is entirely executed by an algorithm”. And those do not have 18 hour latencies for digesting an earnings release/call.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
When financial markets professionals use that term, “algorithmic trading”, we don’t mean “a strategy that involves an algorithm at some point”. We mean “a strategy that is entirely executed by an algorithm”. And those do not have 18 hour latencies for digesting an earnings release/call.
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Algorithmic trading is an incredibly broad space. It can mean anything from what is broadly called “high frequency trading” where market makers compete on latencies that are rarely used anywhere else other than high energy physics experiments to multi-day trend or pattern recognition driven strats.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Algorithmic trading is an incredibly broad space. It can mean anything from what is broadly called “high frequency trading” where market makers compete on latencies that are rarely used anywhere else other than high energy physics experiments to multi-day trend or pattern recognition driven strats.
Any day now I expect to see a Bed Bath and Beyond commercial with Ministry Over The Shoulder background music
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Any day now I expect to see a Bed Bath and Beyond commercial with Ministry Over The Shoulder background music
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How can you invite your bestest brightest gayest friends to a party without camp coffee?!?! Why don't you just give up the fight, settle down in suburbia, and marry a guy who says "gee" a lot!? Camp Coffee or Boring Tea made from locally sourced hedges and grass, your choice.
#camp #coffee #brew
#camp #coffee #brew
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
There are two wolves inside me.
When will they move out?
When will they move out?
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
There are two wolves inside me.
When will they move out?
When will they move out?
Bowling For Colonbind
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Bowling For Colonbind
Thanks for flushing those pieces of shit off the planet.
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Thanks for flushing those pieces of shit off the planet.
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No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a concentration camp like this?
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
What's a nice girl like you doing in a concentration camp like this?
Who up watching The Big Snort?
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Who up watching The Big Snort?
Butts are weird
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Butts are weird
Got caught in the thunderstorm, soaked to the bone 🤒
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Got caught in the thunderstorm, soaked to the bone 🤒
Bruise my banana baby
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Bruise my banana baby
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people on TV still talking about valuations, CAPEX spend, growth across various metrics because they want this to follow a script they understand. but stocks AI are going to break before we they listen to the eventual "uh oh" earnings calls
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
people on TV still talking about valuations, CAPEX spend, growth across various metrics because they want this to follow a script they understand. but stocks AI are going to break before we they listen to the eventual "uh oh" earnings calls
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Memory boom-bust cycle booms again as Samsung reportedly jacks memory prices 60%
Memory boom-bust cycle booms again as Samsung reportedly jacks memory prices 60%
Leaving buyers to cry, AI AI AI
If you haven't noticed, DRAM memory has gotten a lot more expensive in recent weeks. …
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November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Memory boom-bust cycle booms again as Samsung reportedly jacks memory prices 60%
Release the Lewinsky File!
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Release the Lewinsky File!
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UK tribunal says reselling Microsoft licenses is A-OK
UK tribunal says reselling Microsoft licenses is A-OK
Windows giant disagrees and plans to appeal
Microsoft's attempt to claim that its software can't be resold has hit a wall at the UK Competition Appeal Tribunal, which decided that Office having clipart does not mean customers can't sell their licenses on.…
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November 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
UK tribunal says reselling Microsoft licenses is A-OK
Mean old levy
Taught me to weep and moan
Taught me to weep and moan
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Mean old levy
Taught me to weep and moan
Taught me to weep and moan