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Frequently suspended on BlueSky for not following their rules
Oh, maybe tie the block to the bumper with a rope 😂
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A big fuck NO to any AWS bullshit
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
But how did you go back to get the wedge after you rolled off it?
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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YouTube would be perfect if only it provided an asshole filter. There is a world of amazing wonderfully helpful information, education, and solutions to problems in cars, bikes, DIY, etc if only you could avoid being distracted by the conspiracists and grifters. AI could probably help, but won't.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Doesn't matter until you disclose the amplifier and speakers. What is your setup?
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Why you live in the past?
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A frozen turkey tossed through the front window of a bank, is how it starts
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Bison
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Ground Round
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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You don't say
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Whenever (if in our lifetime) the pendulum swings back, it's going to go so far, the fed we get will make Volcker look like Yellen.
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
His toilet voice is such a turn on
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What has this worm come to?

What worm is this
Who laid to rest
At RFK Jrs lap
Is sleeping
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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18 hours is MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME for a human analyst to completely unpack and dissect a 10-Q + call. Latency for sell side analyst coverage of a quarter is under two hours. Most can give a quick breakdown in less than 5 minutes. And that’s with nothing but Excel and the release.
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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When financial markets professionals use that term, “algorithmic trading”, we don’t mean “a strategy that involves an algorithm at some point”. We mean “a strategy that is entirely executed by an algorithm”. And those do not have 18 hour latencies for digesting an earnings release/call.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Algorithmic trading is an incredibly broad space. It can mean anything from what is broadly called “high frequency trading” where market makers compete on latencies that are rarely used anywhere else other than high energy physics experiments to multi-day trend or pattern recognition driven strats.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What about those new families that have 3 parents?
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hello, it is time for your annual dental appointment
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
They would be great firefighters, because they don't inhale smoke
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"For the first time, algorithmic trading systems detected accounting fraud faster than human analysis."

The world is fucked. This is not an algorithmic trading system", it is a financial report analysis program.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Weren't you the person who said it was AI in your posting? 😭
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM