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chunkylumplump.bsky.social
⚠Defective Human🤣
@chunkylumplump.bsky.social
270 followers 36 following 5.3K posts
Frequently suspended on BlueSky for not following their rules
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 8h
Hungry like the wood
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 9h
time to get drunked
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 9h
tartare?
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 10h
buy now pay later
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 10h
this tractors
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 10h
we could melt a bunch of those maga losers in a pan and use that for oil, to feed other magas and give them heart attacks (oh no blewsky moderators don't ban me again!)
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 15h
Yippee
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 16h
US treasury to auction $110 billion in four-week bills.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 1d
hey it's Raj Rajaratnam day

14 years ago today he was sentenced to 11 years in prison for conspiracy and securities fraud - which still stands as the longest sentence imposed for insider trading
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 17h
Oh do shut up
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 17h
The secret codes of the revolution will be hidden in various crossword puzzles in small village newspapers
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John R. @tribe.bsky.social · 4d
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 3d
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Scalawag Jack, Pirate Ghost (or Ghost Pirate?) @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 2d
I'm reminded of Jim Henson's ironic Shrine to the Almighty Dollar.
Jim Henson with his Shrine to the Almighty Dollar, looking like a Greek temple built around a oversized dollar bill.
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d
Shit or get off the weed
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d
Aliens made me pregnant
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d
2.229 yield on Chinese 20 year bonds, they dug in
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Data Report @datareport.bsky.social · 1d
The Washington State Department of Agriculture (WSDA) confirmed Grant County’s first detection of highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI or H5N1), commonly known as bird flu, among sick birds in a large commercial poultry facility in Moses Lake.
www.qualityassurancemag.com/news/wsda-co...
www.qualityassurancemag.com
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d
let them eat cake
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a crowd of people eating ice cream .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a crowd of people eating ice cream .
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d
viva la revolution!
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d
Kindly check your API syntax.
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d
wait, you weren't wearing your i'm the asshole nametag?
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d
put a girl on the corner so you could make a pile
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d
me when eating pussy

turn around
don't drown
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 1d
ok! i will open a store selling hand cream.
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