ChumpTim
@chumptim.bsky.social
Occasional musician. Not a born poster.
he/him
he/him
When you set up your trail cam on Satori Mountain
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
When you set up your trail cam on Satori Mountain
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I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
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And as a special treat for the best fans in the biz, we've got a bunch of new art from @bransonreese.bsky.social with the Pokemon evolutions of all your favorite characters!!
October 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
And as a special treat for the best fans in the biz, we've got a bunch of new art from @bransonreese.bsky.social with the Pokemon evolutions of all your favorite characters!!
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Fo-fi beats to fo-fum to
October 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Fo-fi beats to fo-fum to
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Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
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I think the lesson here is that if you're a complete and total a****** who promotes hatred and violence towards others, someone might kill you.
September 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I think the lesson here is that if you're a complete and total a****** who promotes hatred and violence towards others, someone might kill you.
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The American people, by a 28-point margin, overwhelmingly oppose Netanyahu’s barbaric war against the Palestinian people.
When will their members of Congress listen?
When will their members of Congress listen?
August 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The American people, by a 28-point margin, overwhelmingly oppose Netanyahu’s barbaric war against the Palestinian people.
When will their members of Congress listen?
When will their members of Congress listen?
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Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3
www.instagram.com/reel/DMvVG1S...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMvVG1S...
August 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3
www.instagram.com/reel/DMvVG1S...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMvVG1S...
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
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to disable the fucking AI chatbot in Firefox:
* go to about:config
* set browser.ml.chat.enabled to false
* go to about:config
* set browser.ml.chat.enabled to false
July 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
to disable the fucking AI chatbot in Firefox:
* go to about:config
* set browser.ml.chat.enabled to false
* go to about:config
* set browser.ml.chat.enabled to false
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angry every day that of all countries the U.S. thinks it has the moral standing to say who should or should not have nuclear weapons. ask the 38,000 children who died at Hiroshima and Nagasaki if the U.S., of all nations on the earth, has any right to pose as a moral arbiter here
June 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
angry every day that of all countries the U.S. thinks it has the moral standing to say who should or should not have nuclear weapons. ask the 38,000 children who died at Hiroshima and Nagasaki if the U.S., of all nations on the earth, has any right to pose as a moral arbiter here
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Gordon Ramsey: This laboratory is absolutely filthy. When was the last time you cleaned out these flasks? And… fuck me is this eye of rat?
Wizard: Well eye of newt is just so expensive, I—
Gordon: Tell me you’re not providing potions to the fucking king
Wizard: Well eye of newt is just so expensive, I—
Gordon: Tell me you’re not providing potions to the fucking king
March 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Gordon Ramsey: This laboratory is absolutely filthy. When was the last time you cleaned out these flasks? And… fuck me is this eye of rat?
Wizard: Well eye of newt is just so expensive, I—
Gordon: Tell me you’re not providing potions to the fucking king
Wizard: Well eye of newt is just so expensive, I—
Gordon: Tell me you’re not providing potions to the fucking king
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Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
May 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
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This was the funniest thing that's happened in the past few years, right?
May 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
This was the funniest thing that's happened in the past few years, right?
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In no way should a U.S. Citizen be detained, anywhere, because of their protected speech (and neither should a non-citizen, to be clear). To do so is to violate an oath to the Constitution and the rule of law.
www.usermag.co/p/hasan-pike... ( @taylorlorenz.bsky.social )
www.usermag.co/p/hasan-pike... ( @taylorlorenz.bsky.social )
Hasan Piker detained at the border and questioned for hours over politics
+ TikTok clout loop, Kai Cenat's next chapter, the "safest white boy", Minecraft marriages, group chat trauma, a MAHA-friendly food app, Altman's kitchen fails, and Silicon Valley's existential crisis
www.usermag.co
May 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
In no way should a U.S. Citizen be detained, anywhere, because of their protected speech (and neither should a non-citizen, to be clear). To do so is to violate an oath to the Constitution and the rule of law.
www.usermag.co/p/hasan-pike... ( @taylorlorenz.bsky.social )
www.usermag.co/p/hasan-pike... ( @taylorlorenz.bsky.social )
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People making “content” in public should be looked at the same way as people taking a shit in public.
May 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
People making “content” in public should be looked at the same way as people taking a shit in public.
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Why does this cover of Cosmopolitan make it seem like Macaulay Culkin has a terminal illness
April 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Why does this cover of Cosmopolitan make it seem like Macaulay Culkin has a terminal illness
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You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
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I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do
April 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do
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