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Back at it again
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Guess I’ll just go jerk off then
Need more caffeine
January 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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it's really a question of whether greed or autism are more powerful forces for making good self-contained software

greed will never win
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
First day on the internet?
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Metroid prime

Metroid prime

I like games where people aren’t always fucking talking and the quasi-indirect environmental storytelling blew my little mind when I played it
Quote this with your favourite game NOW that was released in 2002, and what your favourite was THEN (if you had one)

Localisations count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.

Two-way ties count.

(That's Golden Sun: The Lost Age, the first was 2001)

Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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July 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
LGTM 🚀
Give your senior engineer and devops team a heart attack with this one weird trick
December 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Why am I, a backend engineer, being added to a frontend PR for a platform I know nothing about with 39 changed files, several of which are new and too big to preview, the Monday before Christmas.

What crime have I committed to be punished like this
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Man I’d be a lot better at poasting if I didn’t keep second guessing myself before hitting send
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Why does she look like a genderswapped Neil Breen?
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh boy stuck waiting for people to answer questions at work time to bust out my other laptop and play WoW all day
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
God I do not need any more stupid minis, especially for a game I’ll never play, but fuck me these marauders are sick
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKING CAT OUTSIDE
Princess Maker // Gainax // PC-98
December 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
> asked for help with platform permissions at work at 1:00
> 2 hours later still no response
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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OPERATOR , STOP THE WHEEL OF SAMSARA
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
AoC day 5 pt 2 is kicking my ass rn
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Holy fuck I need to change my prod connection to read only before I accidentally do something stupid goddamn that was close
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Was gonna talk shit about this post but the Brazilians have already done my work for me
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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September 22, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Twenty three
September 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Self awareness is the worst because I wanna brag about how I’m currently killing it at work but everytime I start typing it sounds like a Krazam skit
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM