my first experience being pinned to the mat by someone smaller than me changed my life & I just want to show people that same magic 🙏🏻

feels maybe a little gimmicky for white belts, like a magic trick to wow them out of the gate, but for more advanced applicants it'll be a good way to know where they're at.

might start my private jiujitsu lessons with a simple challenge: don't let me stand up.

if they succeed, I'll know I have little to show them & if they don't they'll start out duly impressed.

hell is real btw & mammon worship is mortally dangerous

$JSUS is UP! 📈

chill. never fights. brings beer. has your back fr tho

he's everything I aspire to as a martial arts instructor

a few small beers

Nietzsche, who was a woman, is also my favorite Christian theologian ,

girls just want to have fun and thats why women are the prime fascist subjects

sorry sorry

smitable, I

shaking my tits at god with this one, I know

one of my new pastimes is drinking during neighborhood Al-Anon meetings

the weight of the world rests on his rotator cuff

Someone asked what happened to the casual Nazi at the end of WWII. The people who supported the Party

The answer? Suicides and murders. If they weren’t beaten to death or shot in the streets, they killed themselves

There’s a book called Promise Me You’ll Shoot Yourself by Florian Huber about it.

Christian nationalists for usury has to be the funniest possible type of guy to come out of modernity

the good pronouns you keep in the back

inform SEELE immediately

🫡

also if we are being so fr no jokes allowed rn, this is wholly in line with my experience online & off

I know gay men are also perverts & paraphiliacs, people. c'mon.