chrisvols.bsky.social
@chrisvols.bsky.social
Loveable Scamp | VOLS | Ravens
January 24, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Get ready to be real mad.
I swear to god Raiders I’m gonna be so mad if you mess up Fernando
January 20, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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You’re failing because you’re not posting about sports, this is an app for sports
A tale of three apps. Identical post sent at the same time:

Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares

Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares

Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares

To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.

I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
January 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
@booker.senate.gov wants to spend more taxpayer money on training and tech for ice cause he ain't nothing but a Good German.
January 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
The worst part about being a #Ravens fan right now, is hearing about how amazing Mike Macdonald is for the entirety of next week.
a woman is crying with the words " i want him back " below her
ALT: a woman is crying with the words " i want him back " below her
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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Which orange is which?

Take a guess, then check out the answers below.
December 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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This is my Barbenheimer
December 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Watch him looking around for the flag 😭😭😭😭

bsky.app/profile/cjze...
pass interference is a state of mind
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Oh Ted Cruz was there
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Added the Magnum P.I. Music
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The best part of the 20th-century CFB approach:
It prevented 2- & 3-loss teams from arguing they deserved consideration for being #1...
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Everyone knows that the favorite person in the meeting is the one that comes up with a completely left field suggestion 3 hours in after options have already been narrowed down.

Every faculty meeting I've ever been in.
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Actually, Mike, it's barely making the playoffs and going one and done. Also also it's having coordinators in the cushiest jobs ever because you refuse to move on like an ex lover.
HC Tomlin on if the Steelers have an identity, via Brooke Pryor:

"Yeah, it's 6-6 and I don't like it."
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Just completely unacceptable to allow this much damage via scramble

Even against a good player

This is unacceptably bad stuff
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So...

I pledged to report an Epstein episode if we can hit 40,000 YouTube views on one of my favorite PTFO episodes ever — which is about competitive bird-watching — by this Tuesday (Dec. 2).

We're currently up to 37,455 😬 youtu.be/ZxoZKGHcjqA?...
Bird-Watching Will Blow Your Mind | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
So does three turnovers.
Joe Burrow changes *everything*.
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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If you don’t like that goal line fumble then you don’t like Ravens playoff football
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Tim Banks:
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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The NFL broadcasts need to go back to the good old days of making the line of scrimmage always blue and then only red for 4th down. This "making it the color of the team with the ball" is too far. At this cloud I will yell
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Anyone who doubted doesn't know Baltimore ball.
This is gonna be one of those games for Baltimore, huh
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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woke wheel route’s always open
every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”

nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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The trade of 2025 (so far) was the Ravens getting Gilman, which stabilized their secondary and freed up Kyle Hamilton to play a preferred role. We'll see if any of these other moves make that kind of immediate impact
Every trade from the start of the regular season to now, after the trade deadline passes:
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM