Chris P
@chrispummer.bsky.social
Husband, dad. | he/him | White Sox ⚾️, Blackhawks 🏒 fan | Secular humanist | General enthusiast | Model citizen, zero discipline.
Correct take. That’s why we just bust out the soundtrack record to listen to while we put up the Christmas decorations.
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Correct take. That’s why we just bust out the soundtrack record to listen to while we put up the Christmas decorations.
The leftover mashed potatoes-to-potato pancake pipeline remains strong. 🥔
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The leftover mashed potatoes-to-potato pancake pipeline remains strong. 🥔
Sadder than soylent.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sadder than soylent.
Bird feeder fell over. Now they’re racing to get the birdseed before it’s covered with snow.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Bird feeder fell over. Now they’re racing to get the birdseed before it’s covered with snow.
Teuvo rocks!
TURBO TEUVO!!! HAWKS RIGHT BACK IN IT!!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Teuvo rocks!
Pouring a glass of Wild Turkey and watching Jose Chung From Outer Space.
The Thanksgiving dinner’s been eaten, games have been played, and there was even a nice long walk. That means it’s time to watch Jose Chung From Outer Space.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Pouring a glass of Wild Turkey and watching Jose Chung From Outer Space.
Cranberry sauce. Two kinds, one with orange zest and one with apple and ginger.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cranberry sauce. Two kinds, one with orange zest and one with apple and ginger.
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Hyundai blocking the right to repair in America behind a 2k paywall is the natural response to the American gestapo detaining and torturing Korean Nationals. That’s what soft power in decline looks like.
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hyundai blocking the right to repair in America behind a 2k paywall is the natural response to the American gestapo detaining and torturing Korean Nationals. That’s what soft power in decline looks like.
Baked some cornbread with dinner. Elite accessory for chili season.
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Baked some cornbread with dinner. Elite accessory for chili season.
That’s my boy Teuvo. He rocks.
FINAL: Blackhawks rally for a 3-2 win over the Maple Leafs, with Teuvo Teräväinen and Colton Dach scoring in the third period.
The Blackhawks are 4-0-1 in their last five games, and 9-3-3 in their last 15.
The Blackhawks are 4-0-1 in their last five games, and 9-3-3 in their last 15.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
That’s my boy Teuvo. He rocks.
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Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
Brett Favre rips Bad Bunny as Super Bowl 2026 halftime choice
Brett Favre rips Bad Bunny as Super Bowl 2026 halftime choice
Brett Favre's music playlist likely doesn't include any Bad Bunny songs.
nypost.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
Brett Favre may or may not be in the Epstein files, but either way he belongs in prison.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Brett Favre may or may not be in the Epstein files, but either way he belongs in prison.
Great song, great album from Bruce Cockburn. Been spinning “If I Had a Rocket Launcher” pretty often of late, too.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Great song, great album from Bruce Cockburn. Been spinning “If I Had a Rocket Launcher” pretty often of late, too.
Cool show in the sky tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Cool show in the sky tonight.
Happy birthday and happy Armistice Day to Kurt Vonnegut.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Happy birthday and happy Armistice Day to Kurt Vonnegut.
Loafing around this evening.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Loafing around this evening.
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'if I am using COMPARISONS i am being SCIENTIFIC' *lights crack pipe*
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
'if I am using COMPARISONS i am being SCIENTIFIC' *lights crack pipe*
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What happened tonight
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
What happened tonight
Goal and an assist! Teuvo rocks!
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Goal and an assist! Teuvo rocks!
Dennis Farina warning Chicagoans not to let out-of-towners drink their Old Style beer.
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dennis Farina warning Chicagoans not to let out-of-towners drink their Old Style beer.
What We Do In the Shadows.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What We Do In the Shadows.
There is still a guy at large who threw a football. His name is Brett Favre and he belongs in prison.
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
There is still a guy at large who threw a football. His name is Brett Favre and he belongs in prison.
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car