C h r i s n a
@chrisna.bsky.social
This is my ONLY profile. All others are fake imitators. Don't give them your time and money. Give those things only to me!
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Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Does anyone have any clues if Nick Offerman likes wood?
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Does anyone have any clues if Nick Offerman likes wood?
One of the offending serial retweeters I follow has a habit of retweeting sports posts NOT in real time. He's sharing stuff that was posted during Monday Night Football. It's now Tuesday, dude!
I follow 3 people who I consider serial retweeters and they are all in California and it seems that they've each just logged on for the morning.
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
One of the offending serial retweeters I follow has a habit of retweeting sports posts NOT in real time. He's sharing stuff that was posted during Monday Night Football. It's now Tuesday, dude!
If there are any children reading this, if you find an Elf on the Shelf in your house, throw that fucker in the trash can.
December 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If there are any children reading this, if you find an Elf on the Shelf in your house, throw that fucker in the trash can.
I'm at a coffee shop that is setting up for a wine and chocolate tasting event later. I thought "That sounds like a quaint activity for a winter weeknight!"
And then I heard one the employees say "I already ready for this to be over." I guess it's not as quaint as I imagined!
And then I heard one the employees say "I already ready for this to be over." I guess it's not as quaint as I imagined!
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I'm at a coffee shop that is setting up for a wine and chocolate tasting event later. I thought "That sounds like a quaint activity for a winter weeknight!"
And then I heard one the employees say "I already ready for this to be over." I guess it's not as quaint as I imagined!
And then I heard one the employees say "I already ready for this to be over." I guess it's not as quaint as I imagined!
The number of new Road America plates is about to drop with the arrival of these black plates.
Press release: "Bringing back the butter yellow Retro plate offers folks a sense of nostalgia while celebrating Wisconsin's heritage as America's Dairyland, and the new Blackout plate provides a contemporary look that folks have been asking for."
Gov. Evers, WisDOT unveil new Blackout and Retro license plate designs for Wisconsin drivers
“Bringing back the butter yellow Retro plate offers folks a sense of nostalgia while celebrating Wisconsin’s heritage as America’s Dairyland.”
milwaukeerecord.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The number of new Road America plates is about to drop with the arrival of these black plates.
The spice is the funniest part, frankly.
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The spice is the funniest part, frankly.
A Very Danish Christmas (almond paste with cherries) is very good. I also got a Tipsy Elf (cocoa, whiskey) is also a pleasure.
They have about 10 different seasonal varieties right now.
They have about 10 different seasonal varieties right now.
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A Very Danish Christmas (almond paste with cherries) is very good. I also got a Tipsy Elf (cocoa, whiskey) is also a pleasure.
They have about 10 different seasonal varieties right now.
They have about 10 different seasonal varieties right now.
The prices of the stocks I buy should go up and not down. IMHO.
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The prices of the stocks I buy should go up and not down. IMHO.
Long line for kringles this morning.
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Long line for kringles this morning.
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This is a function of new england nimbyism. If your town opts out of sewers and natural gas lines, it's going to be all 1-2 acre single family homes.
Most of the big money areas around Boston are like this. Expensive houses, elite public schools, with septic tanks & delivered oil/propane.
Most of the big money areas around Boston are like this. Expensive houses, elite public schools, with septic tanks & delivered oil/propane.
Heating fuels in the USA. Bizarrely, liberal states in the NE USA prefer the most polluting choice, fuel oil, which also emits the most carbon dioxide.
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is a function of new england nimbyism. If your town opts out of sewers and natural gas lines, it's going to be all 1-2 acre single family homes.
Most of the big money areas around Boston are like this. Expensive houses, elite public schools, with septic tanks & delivered oil/propane.
Most of the big money areas around Boston are like this. Expensive houses, elite public schools, with septic tanks & delivered oil/propane.
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Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As 'Cuddle Weather' https://theonion.com/four-homeless-people-dead-in-what-girlfriend-refers-to-1819574385/
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As 'Cuddle Weather' https://theonion.com/four-homeless-people-dead-in-what-girlfriend-refers-to-1819574385/
Me, to my uninterested children, any time we're in an Urban Outfitters: "You know, the Urban Outfitters in San Francisco is huge. It has multiple floors and they have furniture and shoe departments."
My kids: "Yeah, you tell us that a lot."
My kids: "Yeah, you tell us that a lot."
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Me, to my uninterested children, any time we're in an Urban Outfitters: "You know, the Urban Outfitters in San Francisco is huge. It has multiple floors and they have furniture and shoe departments."
My kids: "Yeah, you tell us that a lot."
My kids: "Yeah, you tell us that a lot."
Everyone I've ever had sex with is Gen X, ergo...
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Everyone I've ever had sex with is Gen X, ergo...
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
I came home from NUREMBERG and immediately poured a nice glass of whiskey because it looked so good in the movie. My wife was like "I'm not sure that was the takeaway message."
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I came home from NUREMBERG and immediately poured a nice glass of whiskey because it looked so good in the movie. My wife was like "I'm not sure that was the takeaway message."
Millennials are now all solidly in the age of getting wrinkles in their skin and they still post like "here's me trying to be chill lol"
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Millennials are now all solidly in the age of getting wrinkles in their skin and they still post like "here's me trying to be chill lol"
I told my kid I was leaving the house to go out and watch the Packers game. She said "OK. Drink Wisconsinbly!" I said "I will."
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I told my kid I was leaving the house to go out and watch the Packers game. She said "OK. Drink Wisconsinbly!" I said "I will."
Looking forward to many thrilling interactions from my latest follower.
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Looking forward to many thrilling interactions from my latest follower.
Wubba wubba wubba. God bless.
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Wubba wubba wubba. God bless.
I guess you can light a menorah tonight even when Chanukah is two weeks away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I guess you can light a menorah tonight even when Chanukah is two weeks away.
I never went to prom. I had no girlfriend and I had no interest in getting a rented tux and going to a dance playing music I wasn't a fan of.
Looking back decades later, as an adult who knows about missed opportunities, if I went back in time and had a chance to attend prom, I still wouldn't go.
Looking back decades later, as an adult who knows about missed opportunities, if I went back in time and had a chance to attend prom, I still wouldn't go.
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I never went to prom. I had no girlfriend and I had no interest in getting a rented tux and going to a dance playing music I wasn't a fan of.
Looking back decades later, as an adult who knows about missed opportunities, if I went back in time and had a chance to attend prom, I still wouldn't go.
Looking back decades later, as an adult who knows about missed opportunities, if I went back in time and had a chance to attend prom, I still wouldn't go.
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It’s clear from the video this woman had just come to the park to play with her child. She said as much and was upset that there were masked men with guns in the park.
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino calls the woman an “activist” and Andy Ngo says the woman was using her child as a “human shield.”
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino calls the woman an “activist” and Andy Ngo says the woman was using her child as a “human shield.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It’s clear from the video this woman had just come to the park to play with her child. She said as much and was upset that there were masked men with guns in the park.
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino calls the woman an “activist” and Andy Ngo says the woman was using her child as a “human shield.”
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino calls the woman an “activist” and Andy Ngo says the woman was using her child as a “human shield.”
Went to a restaurant tonight that we found expensive but now that we're back home I learned that the prices already included tax and tip. Oh, well. I guess we spent about $40 in unnecessary tip. Bleh. Enjoy the extra tip, George.
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Went to a restaurant tonight that we found expensive but now that we're back home I learned that the prices already included tax and tip. Oh, well. I guess we spent about $40 in unnecessary tip. Bleh. Enjoy the extra tip, George.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane