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@chrisna.bsky.social
This is my ONLY profile. All others are fake imitators. Don't give them your time and money. Give those things only to me!
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Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Milwaukee, Wisconsin
A non-zero number of people have no idea where this race track is and only got these plates because they're black.
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A non-zero number of people have no idea where this race track is and only got these plates because they're black.
The spice is the funniest part, frankly.
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The spice is the funniest part, frankly.
I bought 3 stocks after making that post 10 minutes ago.
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I bought 3 stocks after making that post 10 minutes ago.
Long line for kringles this morning.
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Long line for kringles this morning.
Everyone I've ever had sex with is Gen X, ergo...
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Everyone I've ever had sex with is Gen X, ergo...
I came home from NUREMBERG and immediately poured a nice glass of whiskey because it looked so good in the movie. My wife was like "I'm not sure that was the takeaway message."
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I came home from NUREMBERG and immediately poured a nice glass of whiskey because it looked so good in the movie. My wife was like "I'm not sure that was the takeaway message."
That's Nixon's superpower.
December 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
That's Nixon's superpower.
I told my kid I was leaving the house to go out and watch the Packers game. She said "OK. Drink Wisconsinbly!" I said "I will."
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I told my kid I was leaving the house to go out and watch the Packers game. She said "OK. Drink Wisconsinbly!" I said "I will."
Looking forward to many thrilling interactions from my latest follower.
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Looking forward to many thrilling interactions from my latest follower.
I guess you can light a menorah tonight even when Chanukah is two weeks away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I guess you can light a menorah tonight even when Chanukah is two weeks away.
Dang, is that what Oakland looks like these days?
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Dang, is that what Oakland looks like these days?
This is a little funny to me since so many social media posts for the current locations are "Sorry! Closing early today- we're short staffed."
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is a little funny to me since so many social media posts for the current locations are "Sorry! Closing early today- we're short staffed."
A really dull move that doesn't seem to be going away is for columnists to make their column title a weak pun of their last name.
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
A really dull move that doesn't seem to be going away is for columnists to make their column title a weak pun of their last name.
I get the feeling that some Chinese companies have cut out the US-based middleman and are just doing direct advertising.
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I get the feeling that some Chinese companies have cut out the US-based middleman and are just doing direct advertising.
I clicked on a facebook ad with interesting-looking glasses and now all my ads for for interesting-looking glasses from weird retail websites I've never heard of.
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I clicked on a facebook ad with interesting-looking glasses and now all my ads for for interesting-looking glasses from weird retail websites I've never heard of.
I could only find one photo online with people actually sitting in these seats and it's about what I expected: just a couple of people awkwardly situated.
I don't like you, bar I just learned about via a random facebook post 9 minutes ago!
I don't like you, bar I just learned about via a random facebook post 9 minutes ago!
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I could only find one photo online with people actually sitting in these seats and it's about what I expected: just a couple of people awkwardly situated.
I don't like you, bar I just learned about via a random facebook post 9 minutes ago!
I don't like you, bar I just learned about via a random facebook post 9 minutes ago!
What's it like when actual people try to sit and eat at these seats?
Looks like a logistical nightmare.
Looks like a logistical nightmare.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
What's it like when actual people try to sit and eat at these seats?
Looks like a logistical nightmare.
Looks like a logistical nightmare.
An entry for the "Bars and restaurants that have American flags hung indoors are weird" thread with additional weirdness:
-Has "Liberty" in the name. A bit of "patriotic" overkill, dudes.
-ALSO, this is not "coziness"- place looks a cold waiting area at a bus station.
-Has "Liberty" in the name. A bit of "patriotic" overkill, dudes.
-ALSO, this is not "coziness"- place looks a cold waiting area at a bus station.
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
An entry for the "Bars and restaurants that have American flags hung indoors are weird" thread with additional weirdness:
-Has "Liberty" in the name. A bit of "patriotic" overkill, dudes.
-ALSO, this is not "coziness"- place looks a cold waiting area at a bus station.
-Has "Liberty" in the name. A bit of "patriotic" overkill, dudes.
-ALSO, this is not "coziness"- place looks a cold waiting area at a bus station.
I forgot about this dude. He looks like Santa Claus now!
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I forgot about this dude. He looks like Santa Claus now!
It's a great morning to stick your tongue to a flagpole, to the shock and amusement of your fellow fourth graders.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It's a great morning to stick your tongue to a flagpole, to the shock and amusement of your fellow fourth graders.
The tits on the proverbial witch have gone icy.
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The tits on the proverbial witch have gone icy.
Just found a photo from the time I attempted to murder my wife in Golden Gate Park. Tour de Fat 2008.
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Just found a photo from the time I attempted to murder my wife in Golden Gate Park. Tour de Fat 2008.