Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer)
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Is there a German word for simultaneously wanting to know about everything and everyone while also wanting to be completely left alone?
Pinned
Hey you know what's really good? Laying down
All these GOP clowns with their "he shouldn't have been carrying" don't make me tap the sign
America, the only country in the world where gun ownership and open carry (concealed in some places!) is extremely encouraged yet sufficient justification for law enforcement to murder someone. Absolutely astounding
January 25, 2026 at 6:07 PM
All these GOP clowns with their "he shouldn't have been carrying" don't make me tap the sign
First sous vide was a big success. Marinated pork chops. Definitely doing this again
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 AM
First sous vide was a big success. Marinated pork chops. Definitely doing this again
A humble proposal to the @nba.com and Players Association: shut it all down. The whole league. In fact, all the leagues. Baseball, football, hockey as well. Even soccer. No more pro sports until ICE and their operations are shut down and prosecuted
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — NBA postpones Warriors-Timberwolves game at the Target Center 'to prioritize the safety and security' of the community.
January 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
A humble proposal to the @nba.com and Players Association: shut it all down. The whole league. In fact, all the leagues. Baseball, football, hockey as well. Even soccer. No more pro sports until ICE and their operations are shut down and prosecuted
Look at this guy! He's just chillin in there
January 24, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Look at this guy! He's just chillin in there
The "don't give them what they want; de-escalate" arguments only work against an enemy that doesn't believe it's allowed to do whatever it wants. All they're doing now is manufacturing consent so that they don't have to deal with pitchforks and torches, not because they want moral/legal clearance
January 24, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The "don't give them what they want; de-escalate" arguments only work against an enemy that doesn't believe it's allowed to do whatever it wants. All they're doing now is manufacturing consent so that they don't have to deal with pitchforks and torches, not because they want moral/legal clearance
America, the only country in the world where gun ownership and open carry (concealed in some places!) is extremely encouraged yet sufficient justification for law enforcement to murder someone. Absolutely astounding
January 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
America, the only country in the world where gun ownership and open carry (concealed in some places!) is extremely encouraged yet sufficient justification for law enforcement to murder someone. Absolutely astounding
If you work for ICE it is no longer simply a matter of guilt by association. You are aiding and abetting crime and *benefitting* from it. There is no way out
January 24, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If you work for ICE it is no longer simply a matter of guilt by association. You are aiding and abetting crime and *benefitting* from it. There is no way out
Hey everybody I just got off the phone with Mr. Soros and he says he can only reimburse $.47 per mile, so change your expense reports
January 24, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Hey everybody I just got off the phone with Mr. Soros and he says he can only reimburse $.47 per mile, so change your expense reports
Las Vegas was a wretched hive of scum and villainy before Trump ruined tourism from Canada. Now it's worse. So, no, fuck you, you can't have our money
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Las Vegas was a wretched hive of scum and villainy before Trump ruined tourism from Canada. Now it's worse. So, no, fuck you, you can't have our money
AI in this context is only accepted by people with poor taste or those who don't know better. I have yet to come across a situation that doesn't require a rewrite and / or correction of demonstrably false information
Unfortunately it did save my boss a ton of time to use chatgpt to do his work and he will learn nothing from this, while I have to completely rewrite slop.
January 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
AI in this context is only accepted by people with poor taste or those who don't know better. I have yet to come across a situation that doesn't require a rewrite and / or correction of demonstrably false information
Ah well, we can't all be lion tamers
January 22, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Ah well, we can't all be lion tamers
My rap name will be Fracture Clinic
January 22, 2026 at 11:39 AM
My rap name will be Fracture Clinic
Reposted by Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer)
Franklin Norb of STD Inc has said relentless negativity around herpes is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Genitalwartspot
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Franklin Norb of STD Inc has said relentless negativity around herpes is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Genitalwartspot
This all makes sense when you realize that Bessent is talking to and only cares about people who can actually afford to buy a dozen homes. He is fully aware that most Americans cannot. He just doesn't care. He wants those people to keep suffering
Bessent on institutional investors: "I's a good idea to have them out of the [housing] market. We're going to give guidance to see what is a mom & pop. Maybe your parents for their retirement bought 10 or 12 homes. We don't want to push the mom & pops out, we just want to push everyone else out"
January 20, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This all makes sense when you realize that Bessent is talking to and only cares about people who can actually afford to buy a dozen homes. He is fully aware that most Americans cannot. He just doesn't care. He wants those people to keep suffering
I don't see any reason why we can't call him Benjamin Kenobi
January 20, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I don't see any reason why we can't call him Benjamin Kenobi
Every time I look back at the defensive stats of a SS from the 80s/90s I'm like "how did this guy not win a gold glove?" The answer is always Ozzie Smith or Omar Vizquel
January 19, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Every time I look back at the defensive stats of a SS from the 80s/90s I'm like "how did this guy not win a gold glove?" The answer is always Ozzie Smith or Omar Vizquel
My Samsung dryer has this tag on the inside. Clothes dryer? I bet these fascist corpos think they can stop me from drying linens and towels
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
My Samsung dryer has this tag on the inside. Clothes dryer? I bet these fascist corpos think they can stop me from drying linens and towels
Reposted by Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer)
WELL NOW, would you look at that?
A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
WELL NOW, would you look at that?
A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
New acronym dropping: FOMS
Fear Of Missing Serendipity
Fear Of Missing Serendipity
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
New acronym dropping: FOMS
Fear Of Missing Serendipity
Fear Of Missing Serendipity
There is something surreal to a Bluesky timeline that is equal parts dril wannabes (complimentary), @atrupar.com chronicling the downfall of US society, and entries from @bringatrailer.bsky.social. Yes, I'm mortified, but that 2005 Mazdaspeed Miata in Kentucky *is* very intriguing
January 18, 2026 at 5:47 PM
There is something surreal to a Bluesky timeline that is equal parts dril wannabes (complimentary), @atrupar.com chronicling the downfall of US society, and entries from @bringatrailer.bsky.social. Yes, I'm mortified, but that 2005 Mazdaspeed Miata in Kentucky *is* very intriguing
For Ted Cruz and everyone else parroting this nonsense: based on this logic, is there any part of the world that it would not be in America's national interest to acquire? Where does it end, you hate-filled, greedy savages?
Cruz: "When it comes to Greenland, I want to commend President Trump for being single-mindedly focused on America first... I believe it is overwhelmingly in America's national interest to acquire Greenland... the whole history of America has been a history of acquiring new lands and new territories"
January 18, 2026 at 5:41 PM
For Ted Cruz and everyone else parroting this nonsense: based on this logic, is there any part of the world that it would not be in America's national interest to acquire? Where does it end, you hate-filled, greedy savages?
Often it is beautiful here
January 18, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Often it is beautiful here
I've been avoiding the NFL for so long I forgot the Broncos play in the AFC. I wonder what their owner, Homer, is up to?
January 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I've been avoiding the NFL for so long I forgot the Broncos play in the AFC. I wonder what their owner, Homer, is up to?
Who had Greenland Anschluss for January?
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Who had Greenland Anschluss for January?
I'm pretty sure it's canonical that Shaggy smoked weed. But did Scooby? There's no rule that says a dog can't smoke weed
January 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I'm pretty sure it's canonical that Shaggy smoked weed. But did Scooby? There's no rule that says a dog can't smoke weed