THIS is your response!? I challenge you to be more useless. Do you think you can do that? It would be impressive if you could manage it. A feat of Herculean proportions to be less effective in this crucial moment than you have been and continue to be. Do something useful or get out of the way

The more you know dot gif

Who got the little baby inside the cake? Did I get that right?

The Pentagon is in appropriation talks with Pelican Cases to provide the Commander in Chief with chew toys

Bold of you to assume he would not have merged with shai hulud

Imagine the absolute gift of getting to learn under a man like Pop. Not just a basketball genius, but also, by all accounts, a good man. We should all be so lucky to have leaders like him

Yeah but his OBP was incredible and he invented fWAR and the curveball, so you have to be on his side

Yes, except for Bob Dole