Chris Brainard
@chrisbrainard.bsky.social
I wonder if there are any letters in Santa’s mailbox. Do kids still write letters to Santa or is it texting and FaceTime?
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I wonder if there are any letters in Santa’s mailbox. Do kids still write letters to Santa or is it texting and FaceTime?
Actual comment overhead while leaving Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, “Is it realistic, like John Wick? No.” Ah yes, the John Wick franchise, known for its realism.
a young boy wearing a black shirt that says woman on it is sitting on a chair .
ALT: a young boy wearing a black shirt that says woman on it is sitting on a chair .
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December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Actual comment overhead while leaving Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, “Is it realistic, like John Wick? No.” Ah yes, the John Wick franchise, known for its realism.
After years of having only seen Anna and the Apocalypse on streaming, the transfer on @secondsightfilms.bsky.social’s Blu-ray is breathtaking.
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
After years of having only seen Anna and the Apocalypse on streaming, the transfer on @secondsightfilms.bsky.social’s Blu-ray is breathtaking.
On this day of thanks, I would like to thank Bill Dial (writer) and Michael Zinberg (director), as well as the cast and crew of WKRP in Cincinnati for the single greatest piece of Thanksgiving entertainment, from season one, episode 7, “Turkeys Away.” #HappyThanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
On this day of thanks, I would like to thank Bill Dial (writer) and Michael Zinberg (director), as well as the cast and crew of WKRP in Cincinnati for the single greatest piece of Thanksgiving entertainment, from season one, episode 7, “Turkeys Away.” #HappyThanksgiving
Once again, @rianjohnson.bsky.social knocks it out of the park. A wonderful who done it, from a master craftsman and a pitch perfect cast. I don’t want Rian to only make Benoit Blanc mysteries, but if he did, I wouldn’t be mad. #WakeUpDeadMan
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Once again, @rianjohnson.bsky.social knocks it out of the park. A wonderful who done it, from a master craftsman and a pitch perfect cast. I don’t want Rian to only make Benoit Blanc mysteries, but if he did, I wouldn’t be mad. #WakeUpDeadMan
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Thanks @jonseidel.bsky.social & @djbyrnes1.bsky.social for your excellent reporting, not just today, but during all of this unnecessary bullshit, it is needed and appreciated. Thank you, both!
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Thanks @jonseidel.bsky.social & @djbyrnes1.bsky.social for your excellent reporting, not just today, but during all of this unnecessary bullshit, it is needed and appreciated. Thank you, both!
This is the most @scottwampler.bsky.social like post I’ve seen on social in a long time.
Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is the most @scottwampler.bsky.social like post I’ve seen on social in a long time.
Had the opportunity to see @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein today, what a wonderful film. Jacob Elordi’s performance as The Creature is transcendent. If a theatre near you is screening the film, do yourself a favor and don’t miss this on the big screen.
October 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Had the opportunity to see @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein today, what a wonderful film. Jacob Elordi’s performance as The Creature is transcendent. If a theatre near you is screening the film, do yourself a favor and don’t miss this on the big screen.
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On this note, my alt account is @thesess.bsky.social in case I just up and disappear again. Would appreciate spreading the word (RT’s don’t get stuck with the “rude”
Label.
Label.
Heads up folks, J. C. Cantwell got suspended, they're not sure why, but they wanted folks to spread the word.
Some real bullshit is happening on Bluesky rn.
Some real bullshit is happening on Bluesky rn.
October 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
On this note, my alt account is @thesess.bsky.social in case I just up and disappear again. Would appreciate spreading the word (RT’s don’t get stuck with the “rude”
Label.
Label.
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“Obviously this is a bad day for the NBA, and we’ll be back in a minute to talk about the larger picture implications here. BUT FIRST: are you looking to get in on the action? Well, go to our friends at Parlay Buddies Dot Com and use promo code SCARY TERRY for…”
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Obviously this is a bad day for the NBA, and we’ll be back in a minute to talk about the larger picture implications here. BUT FIRST: are you looking to get in on the action? Well, go to our friends at Parlay Buddies Dot Com and use promo code SCARY TERRY for…”
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I'm going to use the zombie analogy again:
If you want us to survive the apocalypse -
1) we can't let people in the safe house who WANT to open the door to the zombies
2) the person who arbitrarily says we need to give up some of us to save the others also can't stay in the safehouse.
If you want us to survive the apocalypse -
1) we can't let people in the safe house who WANT to open the door to the zombies
2) the person who arbitrarily says we need to give up some of us to save the others also can't stay in the safehouse.
October 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I'm going to use the zombie analogy again:
If you want us to survive the apocalypse -
1) we can't let people in the safe house who WANT to open the door to the zombies
2) the person who arbitrarily says we need to give up some of us to save the others also can't stay in the safehouse.
If you want us to survive the apocalypse -
1) we can't let people in the safe house who WANT to open the door to the zombies
2) the person who arbitrarily says we need to give up some of us to save the others also can't stay in the safehouse.
I think TRON: Ares is my favorite of the #TRON films. All of them have absolutely nonsensical stories, but they all look good, and the last two both have excellent soundtracks too. For me, it’s Greta Lee that puts Ares over the top.
October 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think TRON: Ares is my favorite of the #TRON films. All of them have absolutely nonsensical stories, but they all look good, and the last two both have excellent soundtracks too. For me, it’s Greta Lee that puts Ares over the top.
Hey Louis, whip it out and jerk off in front of people in Saudi Arabia, let me know how that goes.
Louis C.K. is explaining why he decided to take part in Saudi Arabia‘s Riyadh Comedy Festival.
Louis C.K. Defends Performing at Riyadh Comedy Festival: “Feels Like a Good Opportunity”
Louis C.K. is explaining why he decided to take part in Saudi Arabia‘s Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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October 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hey Louis, whip it out and jerk off in front of people in Saudi Arabia, let me know how that goes.
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#oct25dolemiteday is coming! Be sure to sign up for the event and put your weight on it! Let's all celebrate the life and legacy of Rudy Ray Moore on October 25th! SPREAD THE WORD!
Full details at: www.rudyraymoore.com
Full details at: www.rudyraymoore.com
October 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
#oct25dolemiteday is coming! Be sure to sign up for the event and put your weight on it! Let's all celebrate the life and legacy of Rudy Ray Moore on October 25th! SPREAD THE WORD!
Full details at: www.rudyraymoore.com
Full details at: www.rudyraymoore.com
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DAVID CROSS: “I am disgusted and deeply disappointed… These are some of my HEROES… how can any of us take any of you seriously ever again?”
Here’s who went to the Riyadh Comedy Festival: www.timeoutriyadh.com/news/riyadh-...
Here’s who went to the Riyadh Comedy Festival: www.timeoutriyadh.com/news/riyadh-...
September 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
DAVID CROSS: “I am disgusted and deeply disappointed… These are some of my HEROES… how can any of us take any of you seriously ever again?”
Here’s who went to the Riyadh Comedy Festival: www.timeoutriyadh.com/news/riyadh-...
Here’s who went to the Riyadh Comedy Festival: www.timeoutriyadh.com/news/riyadh-...
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell
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ICYMI from Tuesday’s show: We took a little trip down to the National Mall to check out a Trump-Epstein statue dedicated to their “friendship.” We found a steady stream of tourists and local residents who had to see it for themselves.
September 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
ICYMI from Tuesday’s show: We took a little trip down to the National Mall to check out a Trump-Epstein statue dedicated to their “friendship.” We found a steady stream of tourists and local residents who had to see it for themselves.
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We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...
How Are You Supposed To Get The COVID Vaccine Now? An Explainer | Defector
As the muggy malaise of summer winds down, you might find yourself interested in taking advantage of one of several safe and proven vaccines to help protect you from the inevitable brumal surge of res...
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September 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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For masturbating on screen in Borat 2
President Trump says he is awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Rudy Giuliani.
September 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
For masturbating on screen in Borat 2