Adam Sessler 🇺🇦
@adamsessler.bsky.social
Refugee from cable television, video games and AI. Currently a dispossessed Jew who should be working on his memoir.
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Adam Sessler 🇺🇦
@adamsessler.bsky.social
· Nov 15
So, looks like I’m here for the long haul. As a reintroduction I am an by-product of cable television and video game reviews. Currently I have a fascination with vintage tracksuits and should be writing my memoir but I still can’t find an agent or editor to tell me it’s a good idea.
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Pretty much The Aristocrats as performed by Trumpy buffoons.
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Pretty much The Aristocrats as performed by Trumpy buffoons.
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Man, if only there had been some sign that they guy who has spent his whole life fucking over the people who work for him might fuck them over.
Too bad there was no way to predict this.
Too bad there was no way to predict this.
WAPO: “.. Officials in Congress and the Pentagon said Monday they are increasingly concerned that the Trump administration intends to scapegoat the military officer who directed U.S. forces to kill two survivors of a targeted strike ..”
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Man, if only there had been some sign that they guy who has spent his whole life fucking over the people who work for him might fuck them over.
Too bad there was no way to predict this.
Too bad there was no way to predict this.
The NYT is a very special place that coddles complete pieces of shit and the shit the shit shits.
NYT:
Five officials told us that Hegseth had nothing to do with the second strike
Washpost (which broke the story 2 days ago):
“This is ‘protect Pete’ bullshit,”
and
“It’s throwing us, the service members, under the bus.”
Five officials told us that Hegseth had nothing to do with the second strike
Washpost (which broke the story 2 days ago):
“This is ‘protect Pete’ bullshit,”
and
“It’s throwing us, the service members, under the bus.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The NYT is a very special place that coddles complete pieces of shit and the shit the shit shits.
Strokey McDribble Cup thinks he’s launching an assault in the War on Christmas.
I’m sorry to share this fucknut’s fuckery but… is he just dropped in using Photoshop?
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Strokey McDribble Cup thinks he’s launching an assault in the War on Christmas.
There's A LOT going on here but "She hates Christianity" is pretty golden for the republican art of just throwing shit at a wall
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
There's A LOT going on here but "She hates Christianity" is pretty golden for the republican art of just throwing shit at a wall
I crashed so hard after my last I don’t know if I’m up for another so soon.
anyone up for recreational MRIs later
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I crashed so hard after my last I don’t know if I’m up for another so soon.
So I’m popularly known for being an “anti Japanese racist”‘ due to poor reviews for dull games on X-Play (and one truly unfortunate “joke” in a review) and I struggled to articulate how the typical American enthusiast of Japanese games always gave me a racial wince.
Moreover this finally highlights my strange discomfort with "Director's cuts" as a marketing tool and young men's sense of something purer in Japanese videogames. It always felt disquieting, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
So I’m popularly known for being an “anti Japanese racist”‘ due to poor reviews for dull games on X-Play (and one truly unfortunate “joke” in a review) and I struggled to articulate how the typical American enthusiast of Japanese games always gave me a racial wince.
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The director's cut thing also leans (sometimes unhealthily) into a very specific brand of auteurism that I guess could be considered along the same lines as "great man" theories of government/politics.
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The director's cut thing also leans (sometimes unhealthily) into a very specific brand of auteurism that I guess could be considered along the same lines as "great man" theories of government/politics.
A ha! This just helped connect the cultural obsession with Director's Cuts/Intentions and the Obsessive belief that breast sizes are being reduced in videogames.
It's akin to fascist-curious dipshits like DH Lawrence who believe in a natural truth/order that modernity is corrupting.
It's akin to fascist-curious dipshits like DH Lawrence who believe in a natural truth/order that modernity is corrupting.
I still enjoy Innuendo Studios' The Alt-Right Playbook series for exploring the psychology of many people on the right like conservatives. They really do see the world in terms of "natural" hierarchies, thus they see government assistance as putting a thumb on the scale for preferential treatment.
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A ha! This just helped connect the cultural obsession with Director's Cuts/Intentions and the Obsessive belief that breast sizes are being reduced in videogames.
It's akin to fascist-curious dipshits like DH Lawrence who believe in a natural truth/order that modernity is corrupting.
It's akin to fascist-curious dipshits like DH Lawrence who believe in a natural truth/order that modernity is corrupting.
Watching The Quick and The Dead for the first time since I saw it in theaters and DiCaprio looks twelve years old in this.
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Watching The Quick and The Dead for the first time since I saw it in theaters and DiCaprio looks twelve years old in this.
Are Mamdani stans as angry at the NY Post as they are Jeffries?
Can they read? Do they read? Or does TikTok just read Jeffries to them?
Can they read? Do they read? Or does TikTok just read Jeffries to them?
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Car-hating Transportation Alternatives boss Ben Furnas has been appointed to Mamdani's transition team for transportation, climate and infrastructure – and his agenda is a nightmare for the city's drivers.
nypost.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Are Mamdani stans as angry at the NY Post as they are Jeffries?
Can they read? Do they read? Or does TikTok just read Jeffries to them?
Can they read? Do they read? Or does TikTok just read Jeffries to them?
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Teacher: so as the Nazis began rounding up the Jewish, political rivals, a--
Student: feckless Weimar again, god I hate them so much
Teacher: huh?
Student: if it weren't for them giving power to Hitler this wouldn't have happened
Teacher: the voters did that
Student: yeah because Weimar was ASS
Student: feckless Weimar again, god I hate them so much
Teacher: huh?
Student: if it weren't for them giving power to Hitler this wouldn't have happened
Teacher: the voters did that
Student: yeah because Weimar was ASS
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Teacher: so as the Nazis began rounding up the Jewish, political rivals, a--
Student: feckless Weimar again, god I hate them so much
Teacher: huh?
Student: if it weren't for them giving power to Hitler this wouldn't have happened
Teacher: the voters did that
Student: yeah because Weimar was ASS
Student: feckless Weimar again, god I hate them so much
Teacher: huh?
Student: if it weren't for them giving power to Hitler this wouldn't have happened
Teacher: the voters did that
Student: yeah because Weimar was ASS
I fully expect the budding sociopaths that make up our pathetic college undergrads to blame the Jews for anything that happens in Venezuela and then aggressively set up camp to stop it.
When Donald Trump attacks and kills innocent people in Venezuela, I hope the Pro-Pal people have the same smoke for him that they did for Harris and Biden who weren't actually responsible for the fight between Hamas and Israel. I expect college encampments, protesting Trump speeches, everything.
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I fully expect the budding sociopaths that make up our pathetic college undergrads to blame the Jews for anything that happens in Venezuela and then aggressively set up camp to stop it.
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When Donald Trump attacks and kills innocent people in Venezuela, I hope the Pro-Pal people have the same smoke for him that they did for Harris and Biden who weren't actually responsible for the fight between Hamas and Israel. I expect college encampments, protesting Trump speeches, everything.
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
When Donald Trump attacks and kills innocent people in Venezuela, I hope the Pro-Pal people have the same smoke for him that they did for Harris and Biden who weren't actually responsible for the fight between Hamas and Israel. I expect college encampments, protesting Trump speeches, everything.
So I have discovered the part of TikTok where one gets videos of people opening up wheels of cheese and cured meats. I go down the rabbit hole before bed and I’ve been waking up screaming far less.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So I have discovered the part of TikTok where one gets videos of people opening up wheels of cheese and cured meats. I go down the rabbit hole before bed and I’ve been waking up screaming far less.
@profanity.accountant I didn’t hear back from you yesterday. What are my deets? Am I still unfit for Bluesky adults?
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@profanity.accountant I didn’t hear back from you yesterday. What are my deets? Am I still unfit for Bluesky adults?
I Wanna Kill That Old Lady.
I Inherited This Ring and It’s More Trouble Than It‘s Worth
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I Wanna Kill That Old Lady.
Taking a River Trip to Check Out a Weirdo.
I Thought World War I Was Going to Be Fun But it Sucks Actually!
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Taking a River Trip to Check Out a Weirdo.
Mom’s gonna die soon and dad seems preoccupied.
I Was Bored and Wanted an Interesting Job so I Decided to Get a Job on a Whaling Vessel
On the other hand I think it would be very funny to retitle literary fiction light novel style. “Oh No! This Author Stand-In is Unhappily Married”
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Mom’s gonna die soon and dad seems preoccupied.
Yeah gang, can we stop acting like Trump is writing those Truth social posts? He’s either senile or he isn’t, it’s not what works best for our narrative fun at the moment.
So yes, this pic (and the enlargement) was taken today.
Yikes!
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Yikes!
🧟♂️
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Yeah gang, can we stop acting like Trump is writing those Truth social posts? He’s either senile or he isn’t, it’s not what works best for our narrative fun at the moment.
As someone who's entire career was interacting with "the youth" I can say unequivocally there's something very, very off and I've been trying to raise the alarm for a while, but it got dismissed as "Zionism" and whatever the fuck else was handy that day.
part of the reason why we got here is that we reflexively dismiss things as “moral panic”, “we always say that about the youth”
This is not a "students today" post--it's more "this is a new form of dysfunction" that doesn't look exactly like it's been in previous decades. It's more than just "first-year chaos." It's an across-the-board inability to process instructions, engage with longer texts, and *connect* with others.
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
As someone who's entire career was interacting with "the youth" I can say unequivocally there's something very, very off and I've been trying to raise the alarm for a while, but it got dismissed as "Zionism" and whatever the fuck else was handy that day.
Luke doesn’t have many friends, does he?
I’m on episode 4 of the new Stranger Things and it’s been quite dull so far. I don’t know whether it’s because I know the actor playing him is a Zionist POS and/or just because he’s a bad actor, but Will is noticeably even more annoying this season.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Luke doesn’t have many friends, does he?
Bluesky thinks you are all emotional children.
Bluesky hid this for being "rude."
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Bluesky thinks you are all emotional children.
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Must have bought a lot of Trumpcoin from jail.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Must have bought a lot of Trumpcoin from jail.
Smoke a rock for Trump.
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Smoke a rock for Trump.