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Chomp 𓄁
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Hi I love to post the garbage, but also I am going to sincerely launch the greatest d&d actual play audio podcast of all time in 2026, with the coolest, more dramatic players, & the least accurate historical details.

Please follow this account to learn more @wearelegionpod.bsky.social
My 9 year old came into my room the other morning and looked at me with tears in his eyes. “Dad,” he said, with tears in his eyes. “You know it smells like some egg nog in here bro!” And thus I perished.
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I knew Danielle was going to address Bunnies but I wasn’t prepared for MrBeast to entertain pleas to buy NewJeans
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Demolish Ice is the moderate position
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
My most toxic trait is how fervently I despise the closet cousins to ttrps, war games and deck building games. It’s like I’m a Lindyhopper constantly beefing with those gosh darn jitterbugs
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Hell yeah
Fuck yeah
when i remember depression & anxiety can’t hit a moving target
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
If the basketball players rise, it’s game over.
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Spending the rest of the day watching Shoresy its like Ted Lasso but funny. Congratulations Canada!
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Wokey New Year comrades
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
2026ickos
Outlook for the new year ...
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Hi friends and foes the KS link to follow along with this project is live. Please sign up even if you got no money just so we can alert you when the thing is done!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...

RIYL: TTRPG Actual Plays, chthonic creeps, Roman history, regicide
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oh god bless it I just got so upset thinking about how unconscionable the AI Bailout is going to be.
sure why not (apologies for nightmarish alt text)
December 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I want it to happen, don’t get me wrong folks, I just don’t care about the daily hand-tone IV-drip check discourse. My dad is 84, I saw him last week & his eyes were orange for like 48 hours. It was nothing, we didn’t even mention it. Old bodies just do wild stuff!
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“Well because a hoodie is a jacket and we don’t wear a jacket to bed” is something I said earlier like I was Archimedes figuring out basic natural law.
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Come on hannah banana #knicks
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
And now I’m being dragged into my grave by the ghost of christmas future just because I wear the Homers? Can’t believe it
December 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ttrpg where you play hallmark xmas movie people and once / session you can say “But (person name)…it’s Christmas!” to get an automatic success
December 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Wes Anderson ttrpg:

- Twee Points
- “I’d like to use my Emotional Breakthrough, please”
- I’m a Murray, so I add +2 to Collapse vs cynical hits
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
A roleplaying game where you and the other player struggle over who is the DM but all you’re allowed to do is eat and tell stories in character. It’s called My Dinner w Andre, and in the end neither of you is.
A roleplaying game where you have to close every one of your 200 open browser tabs one by one, gradually giving up parts of yourself until you are reborn as an egg.
December 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Our enemy shows his neck but we mustn’t plunge the knife in, might be a fake neck
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hi I love to post the garbage, but also I am going to sincerely launch the greatest d&d actual play audio podcast of all time in 2026, with the coolest, more dramatic players, & the least accurate historical details.

Please follow this account to learn more @wearelegionpod.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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From: Politician You Gave Money To 17 Years Ago

Subject: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

Hi John,

Last November, I got my shit kicked in by conservative candidate Maysyn Featherwhite, the upstart leader of Georgians for White Christ. I'm not sure what happened but $100 would hit right now.
December 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trump is Julius Caeser, who is Augustus? I’m thinking probably either Mr Beast or a self driving car that learns how to crank dat solja boy.
December 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You should be allowed to clap during plays when an actor does some damn, acting
December 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Hey what are you getting up to today?”

“Oh I’m heading down to the road a couple miles outside the ashram to throw rice at Ghandi when he walks down to the sea to make salt.”

“Oh cool can I come”

“Sure then we can get lunch”
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM