Chiroptyrant
@chiroptyrant.bsky.social
We are an Entity.
A bat! A thing! He/They/She/It/Any. Refers to self in Plural. If you're trying your best: We love you.
A bat! A thing! He/They/She/It/Any. Refers to self in Plural. If you're trying your best: We love you.
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Why is there an entire section of the steam store dedicated to puppy girls? #steam #clicker #puppygirl
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Why is there an entire section of the steam store dedicated to puppy girls? #steam #clicker #puppygirl
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Why would you use fucking homelander as your spokes person
That's two things the AI bros have wildly misunderstood
That's two things the AI bros have wildly misunderstood
AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Why would you use fucking homelander as your spokes person
That's two things the AI bros have wildly misunderstood
That's two things the AI bros have wildly misunderstood
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One last time. For all the marbles.
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
One last time. For all the marbles.
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
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I love the power of debate
February 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I love the power of debate
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I blame @4melwave.bsky.social for the inspiration
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I blame @4melwave.bsky.social for the inspiration
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Saying this but to a computer
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Saying this but to a computer
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The only way to stay straight in modern times according to Andrew Tate is to get force femed by another dude who you are dating so that it is still kind of a straight relationship I guess?
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The only way to stay straight in modern times according to Andrew Tate is to get force femed by another dude who you are dating so that it is still kind of a straight relationship I guess?
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November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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literally me
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
literally me
We have to believe it's some kind of selfish misanthropy that makes the neighbors believe these bags are full.... This bag weighs twice as much as the others and is half as full because leaves can squish down really good
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We have to believe it's some kind of selfish misanthropy that makes the neighbors believe these bags are full.... This bag weighs twice as much as the others and is half as full because leaves can squish down really good
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I posted this month's ago but I'm always happy to have an excuse
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I posted this month's ago but I'm always happy to have an excuse
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this happens every time i try go fishing im sick of this shit
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
this happens every time i try go fishing im sick of this shit
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Messy skellyjelly Kat thing from last month.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Messy skellyjelly Kat thing from last month.
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks