Chiroptyrant
@chiroptyrant.bsky.social
We are an Entity.
A bat! A thing! He/They/She/It/Any. Refers to self in Plural. If you're trying your best: We love you.
A bat! A thing! He/They/She/It/Any. Refers to self in Plural. If you're trying your best: We love you.
Meanwhile We got 3 bags sitting here like "naw we all done"
Anyways this is why We do the cleanup work after everyone else thinks they did good
Anyways this is why We do the cleanup work after everyone else thinks they did good
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Meanwhile We got 3 bags sitting here like "naw we all done"
Anyways this is why We do the cleanup work after everyone else thinks they did good
Anyways this is why We do the cleanup work after everyone else thinks they did good
We have to believe it's some kind of selfish misanthropy that makes the neighbors believe these bags are full.... This bag weighs twice as much as the others and is half as full because leaves can squish down really good
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We have to believe it's some kind of selfish misanthropy that makes the neighbors believe these bags are full.... This bag weighs twice as much as the others and is half as full because leaves can squish down really good
Gotta refrain from saying too much. Iun wanna influence folx with the dozen quotes We almost dropped with this
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Gotta refrain from saying too much. Iun wanna influence folx with the dozen quotes We almost dropped with this
A reminder that Our hubris know no bounds, and We will continue with impunity
October 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A reminder that Our hubris know no bounds, and We will continue with impunity
They have absorbed it into their beings now
October 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
They have absorbed it into their beings now
All the kids wanted a piece of the rainbow. The Radical *guitar riff* Left strikes again. The kids want rainbows.
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
All the kids wanted a piece of the rainbow. The Radical *guitar riff* Left strikes again. The kids want rainbows.
Someone lost a fight in this parking lot.
March 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Someone lost a fight in this parking lot.
Christmas gift from Our sister
January 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Christmas gift from Our sister
Is this funny?
This is funny.
This is funny.
October 21, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Is this funny?
This is funny.
This is funny.
There's no scale there's no scale there's no scale
Am I smol or lorg?!
Am I smol or lorg?!
October 17, 2023 at 11:39 PM
There's no scale there's no scale there's no scale
Am I smol or lorg?!
Am I smol or lorg?!
Also when you grab an enemy you cant move but also it doesn't try to escape. So the crab just sorta wiggles there. Staring. For like 2 minutes. Before it was yote in an arc away from Kong and drifted through the air like a ball gently tossed underhand
October 17, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Also when you grab an enemy you cant move but also it doesn't try to escape. So the crab just sorta wiggles there. Staring. For like 2 minutes. Before it was yote in an arc away from Kong and drifted through the air like a ball gently tossed underhand
The Climbable Branches are too climbable. Kong refuses to let go. Is it fear? Is it regret? Perhaps just raw primal comfort of Climbable Branches
October 17, 2023 at 10:41 PM
The Climbable Branches are too climbable. Kong refuses to let go. Is it fear? Is it regret? Perhaps just raw primal comfort of Climbable Branches
Just a little clipping through the terrain. As a treat.
October 17, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Just a little clipping through the terrain. As a treat.
O shit We pink now.
October 17, 2023 at 5:42 PM
O shit We pink now.
For those wondering: climbable branches are VERY noticeable and not terribly branchlike in appearance
October 17, 2023 at 3:04 PM
For those wondering: climbable branches are VERY noticeable and not terribly branchlike in appearance
We started seeing a therapist again.
October 17, 2023 at 1:36 PM
We started seeing a therapist again.