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how is it that you did not wed?
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The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
department of government efficiency
Trump has announced his ballroom will now cost $400 million.

This comes as Americans' health care premiums are set to skyrocket in the coming weeks.
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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America is doing JUST FINE.
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I like how I still have no idea what the aussie shooters looked like or if they had some dumb manifesto but the whole internet is plastered w images of the v normal-seeming guy who intervened to stop them. this is the most correct & positive flow of online information I've witnessed in ages
December 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i have reached an age where the thrill of an idea is immediately followed by the horror of an idea
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
my christmas day gift to myself will be giving the gay hockey show a binge
December 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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A friend's oc is like an oc-in-law to me
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
self promo, promo of the self
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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sitting next to a sweaty guy on a plane who just finished a workout at terminal 8 while wearing a shirt, tie, and suit
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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The US government is summarily executing people on a weekly basis without telling the American people any of their names or presenting any proof of their guilt, for alleged crimes that do not carry the death penalty in the US.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
shoutout to all the parents and grandparents who have no idea they’re buying their asoiaf loving relatives a pile of absolute trash with that illustrated feast
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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In anticipation of Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, we're doing another re-read. Part 1 of the Hedge Knight drops tomorrow morning!
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Coffee-stealing parrot captured at South Korean cafe
Look: Coffee-stealing parrot captured at South Korean cafe - UPI.com
Police were called to a cafe in the South Korean capital, Seoul, to apprehend a clever and colorful coffee connoisseur: a loose parrot.
www.upi.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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these are not even the files lol
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I have gathered my thoughts about the most important scandal facing the world at the moment: the art in the new illustrated edition of a feast for crows

my thoughts?

stop buying george’s merch
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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High schoolers in 2150 reading about 2015-2030 in history class : "Wait, so the Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theory ppl were rabid supporters of Epsteins best friend? And they refused to acknowledge all the evidence that he was deeply implicated in Epsteins crimes? How does that make sense?"
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Absolutely correct
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM