🏳️⚧️ Chicken Puppet 🏳️⚧️
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Being concerned about the future and whining about baseball in some order
Very funny to go with “the last real champion” after a guy just held the belt for like three years
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Very funny to go with “the last real champion” after a guy just held the belt for like three years
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It's honestly really offensive to be one of the few things elected Democrats aren't afraid of.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It's honestly really offensive to be one of the few things elected Democrats aren't afraid of.
Anyone saying Emmanuel Clase did this all for 12,000 dollars needs to read about what he actually did because it was significantly more than that and he was doing much more than throwing bad pitches
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Anyone saying Emmanuel Clase did this all for 12,000 dollars needs to read about what he actually did because it was significantly more than that and he was doing much more than throwing bad pitches
Guy about to say the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard: /draws a bell curve
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Guy about to say the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard: /draws a bell curve
Weird how this is what happens to actual common sense, bipartisan policies we can all agree on
The shutdown deal includes a ban on hemp products that none of its negotiators debated in public.
Disappointing that only 24 senators voted against killing an amendment to strike that ban.
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
Disappointing that only 24 senators voted against killing an amendment to strike that ban.
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Weird how this is what happens to actual common sense, bipartisan policies we can all agree on
Oh so it’s unfair when the Dodgers defer money, but it’s not okay if you do it for a car
If you’re seeing this viral claim that Trump is working on 15-year car loans, it’s fake.
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Oh so it’s unfair when the Dodgers defer money, but it’s not okay if you do it for a car
Pulling a "that doesn't work for me, brother" when you're a jobber on a tryout contract shoots you to the front of the line for beast of the year
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Pulling a "that doesn't work for me, brother" when you're a jobber on a tryout contract shoots you to the front of the line for beast of the year
If you think gambling is a pure good that should be expanded, you should be even more against players throwing games
ESPN's Michael Wilbon nonchalant about the federal indictments against two MLB players this morning:
"I don't care ... because at the highest levels of the pyramid in this country, of this culture, everybody's betting now."
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"I don't care ... because at the highest levels of the pyramid in this country, of this culture, everybody's betting now."
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November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If you think gambling is a pure good that should be expanded, you should be even more against players throwing games
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Are we just making stuff up or are they actually going to change air traffic control on the week of Thanksgiving
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Are we just making stuff up or are they actually going to change air traffic control on the week of Thanksgiving
I blame their social media
Wendy’s plans to close hundreds of its restaurants in an effort to 'boost its profit and make its remaining stores more appealing'
Wendy's To Close Hundreds Of U.S. Stores
The latest round of closures comes on top of the 240 U.S. Wendy's locations that shuttered in 2024.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I blame their social media
What the fuck, man
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What the fuck, man
The only reason Mike Johnson is speaker of the house is because Democrats couldn't bear the thought of the House being shutdown for an extended period of time so they bailed Republicans out of their mess. Meanwhile he's shutdown the house for weeks now so they don't have to swear in a congressman
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The only reason Mike Johnson is speaker of the house is because Democrats couldn't bear the thought of the House being shutdown for an extended period of time so they bailed Republicans out of their mess. Meanwhile he's shutdown the house for weeks now so they don't have to swear in a congressman
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Sports is an escapist wish-fulfillment fantasy world where people who suck at their jobs get fired, people who are good at them get paid extremely well, and there exists an extensive infrastructure to identify, develop, and mentor talent
So you're saying (*opens notebook*) when you're in charge of an organization that repeatedly fails, eventually (*scribbles furiously*) you get fired and replaced? What the
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sports is an escapist wish-fulfillment fantasy world where people who suck at their jobs get fired, people who are good at them get paid extremely well, and there exists an extensive infrastructure to identify, develop, and mentor talent
Think of how much they'd have to be spending on non-player payroll for this to be remotely true
According to Bob Nightengale, the Mets lost $350 million last year, but they will still acquire one or two front-line starters this offseason.
And, echoing what Pat Ragazzo wrote Saturday, Pete Alonso is a goner unless he signs a "deal they can't turn down."
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
And, echoing what Pat Ragazzo wrote Saturday, Pete Alonso is a goner unless he signs a "deal they can't turn down."
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Think of how much they'd have to be spending on non-player payroll for this to be remotely true
It’s 2025, you can just call reading gay
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It’s 2025, you can just call reading gay
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if i were part of a dying publishing industry i would simply not discourage people from reading in public
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
if i were part of a dying publishing industry i would simply not discourage people from reading in public
"We are simply returning to the language of the law the Democrats passed" feels like a good way to be very evil about this
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"We are simply returning to the language of the law the Democrats passed" feels like a good way to be very evil about this
“Electoral fraud is legal as long as you win” was an already established precedent
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Electoral fraud is legal as long as you win” was an already established precedent
God damn that’s a headline when you’re 41
Chargers make Aaron Rodgers look like a 41-year-old QB in defense-driven win
Chargers make Aaron Rodgers look like a 41-year-old QB in defense-driven win
The Chargers make life miserable for Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who threw two interceptions and was sacked three times in the Chargers' 25-10 win.
www.latimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
God damn that’s a headline when you’re 41
The way you win this messaging battle is “these fucks forced us to throw someone under the bus to keep the country running” not this shit
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The way you win this messaging battle is “these fucks forced us to throw someone under the bus to keep the country running” not this shit
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This is Schumer’s real crime.
I remember in the spring when they didn't shut down the government so they could get a better deal in the fall.
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This is Schumer’s real crime.
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Okay, maybe I give him permission to visit the White House...
Andy Pages is on a Forrest Gump like run this year… hit the comebacker Orion Kerkering threw away… World Series saving catch in game 7 in bottom of ninth…. Unwittingly helped foil a gambling scheme by swinging at a ball in the dirt.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Okay, maybe I give him permission to visit the White House...
If you're thinking of this from a pure messaging standpoint, "the President said 2% of the country should be unemployed and 42 million people should starve to avoid giving people healthcare" is something you should still be able to win on
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If you're thinking of this from a pure messaging standpoint, "the President said 2% of the country should be unemployed and 42 million people should starve to avoid giving people healthcare" is something you should still be able to win on