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Being concerned about the future and whining about baseball in some order
I couldn’t remember why I didn’t like her
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
/After hearing the story of Vladimir Schpunt

“Elbow injuries are no laughing matter”
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Also true
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m sticking with that as the unifying theory of everything
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yeah, the website is worth checking out just for how rent it is for a place asking you for an “investment”
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
And it’s not like they got Clase in the minors, he signed on in like 2023
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The website is filled with basic factual errors, and all of their clients are third tier minor leaguers, except for Clase
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You know those services where people exploit minor leaguers in exchange for a cut of their future earnings? Imagine one of those places didn’t actually have the capital do to that and decided to crowd source it
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Between this and his involvement in Finlete it sure sounds like he needed every cent he could find for things you are welcome to speculate about
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Also it really sounds like he fled the country and we may never see him again
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
They apparently didn't make Ortiz surrender his passport until now, so I'm guessing Clase got to keep his too
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You can't compromise with people who don't want things!
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM